Jesus could've been a "playa" but "homie don't play that". When some "gets up in your grill", you tell that "mug" that they are a "hater", a JC hater. A common myth is that "pumps and a bump" are innocent fun, but it can lead to "a vida mal", not a "la vida loca". Damn, I should be a youth minister!
Never stop, MC Oral B Sarge, I demand photographic evidence
and really I'm just stalling so I don't have to quantify how angry this lady made me, I started groaning at the AIDS joke and then every 5 seconds or so afterwards was "ugh." "UGH." "UGH!"
That's simply beautiful and 2013 has only begun.
ReplyDeleteOh, the Jerry part got me!
ReplyDeletevisual aids.... ah man, that was clever.
ReplyDeleteWalker told me I have AIDS....visual AIDS! *ba dum tssh* *laugh track*
ReplyDeleteif you can't give a guy the occasional eyeful of cleavage or a panty shot, then what's the point of being a woman?
ReplyDeleteJesus could've been a "playa" but "homie don't play that". When some "gets up in your grill", you tell that "mug" that they are a "hater", a JC hater. A common myth is that "pumps and a bump" are innocent fun, but it can lead to "a vida mal", not a "la vida loca".
ReplyDeleteDamn, I should be a youth minister!
I do wear all of those things on your list...and I am a man...a very sexy man.
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shut up MC Oral B
ReplyDeleteNever stop, MC Oral B
ReplyDeleteSarge, I demand photographic evidence
and really I'm just stalling so I don't have to quantify how angry this lady made me, I started groaning at the AIDS joke and then every 5 seconds or so afterwards was "ugh." "UGH." "UGH!"
I think she's confusing sexy clothing for hooker wear.
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