Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...
I don't know about you, but last Dec. 12th my tie got caught in my fax machine while my turkey was cursing me out. It was scary. On the bright side, the waffle iron scars are healing nicely.
I don't know what would be worse, having to use that old-ass computer OR a fax machine way out in the future like we are now. I don't even thing Al Gore had invented Teh Intrewebz yet.
I don't know about you, but last Dec. 12th my tie got caught in my fax machine while my turkey was cursing me out. It was scary. On the bright side, the waffle iron scars are healing nicely.
ReplyDeleteNothing happened on the 21th, though.
ReplyDeleteThis. Is. Amazing.
ReplyDeleteI would be heartbroken if I found out my appliances didn't like me. Only a handful have been used in a sexual manner
ReplyDeleteI don't know what would be worse, having to use that old-ass computer OR a fax machine way out in the future like we are now. I don't even thing Al Gore had invented Teh Intrewebz yet.
ReplyDelete*think
ReplyDeleteSomebody's been watching too much maximum overdrive.
ReplyDeleteMy VCR and I have never been closer.
ReplyDeleteFrom tortilla griddles to waffle irons...it's a slippery slope.
ReplyDeleteWow. That gave me autism.
ReplyDeleteyeah, I remember when my cat started talking to me last December, it was weird
ReplyDeletetrouble is it keeps talking to me and it keeps telling me that it wants me to go out and kill...kill....kill....KILLLLLLLL
So, I wonder if anyone took this douche bag to task on Dec. 22.
ReplyDeleteIT'S DUCKIE!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy Christmas tree had a seizure, too.
ReplyDeleteSo...does duckie control the animals and appliances now?
ReplyDeleteI can´t believe this was serious. How this even aired? I am kind of pissed off. But i love it also.
ReplyDeleteI think I'd settle for a lecture from Duckie instead of my cat.
ReplyDeleteMayans my arse! this has skynet written all over it.
ReplyDeleteon another note, do you think if I bought my VCR flowers it would like me again?
-sammy c