Thursday, February 28, 2013

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE WORLD ENDED?

Honestly, I must have missed it... I think we had a holiday show or something... still, I think I'd remember my appliances trying to kill me while my cat is giving me lectures...

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  1. I don't know about you, but last Dec. 12th my tie got caught in my fax machine while my turkey was cursing me out. It was scary. On the bright side, the waffle iron scars are healing nicely.

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  2. Nothing happened on the 21th, though.

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  3. I would be heartbroken if I found out my appliances didn't like me. Only a handful have been used in a sexual manner

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  4. I don't know what would be worse, having to use that old-ass computer OR a fax machine way out in the future like we are now. I don't even thing Al Gore had invented Teh Intrewebz yet.

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  5. Somebody's been watching too much maximum overdrive.

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  6. My VCR and I have never been closer.

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  7. From tortilla griddles to waffle irons...it's a slippery slope.

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  8. Wow. That gave me autism.

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  9. yeah, I remember when my cat started talking to me last December, it was weird

    trouble is it keeps talking to me and it keeps telling me that it wants me to go out and kill...kill....kill....KILLLLLLLL

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  10. So, I wonder if anyone took this douche bag to task on Dec. 22.

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  11. My Christmas tree had a seizure, too.

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  12. So...does duckie control the animals and appliances now?

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  13. I can´t believe this was serious. How this even aired? I am kind of pissed off. But i love it also.

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  14. I think I'd settle for a lecture from Duckie instead of my cat.

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  15. Mayans my arse! this has skynet written all over it.

    on another note, do you think if I bought my VCR flowers it would like me again?

    -sammy c

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