Tuesday, June 19, 2012

GOD IS A TOOL!

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  1. Genesis 1:86
    1 And on the 24th day, God saw the people would lack style. 2 He created z.cavaricci and thought: "Man will want a hairstyle to go along with this..." and he created the mullet. 3 On the end of the 24th day man was given style and God surveyed His creation, His textures and color wheel and it was very good. 4 Not great, just very good like when He created the animals.

    Source: (1984), Genesis 1:86, New International Version Bible, Zondervan.

    --Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...

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  2. I think 'Christian humour' (or however it's spelt in American English) should be a new keyword.

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  3. French Stewart's religious brother is quite funny.

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  4. 50,000 years from now an alien archaeologist will pick up this video and pop it into a universal translator and file our civilization under "assholes."

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  5. EIT! is stable and unwavering, most worthy of my faith and devotion!
    Also that single swim floatie is oddly Nazi-esque.

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  6. It's Charlie's creepy Uncle Jack!

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  7. Bundt cakes and burritos oh stop with the innuendos! They are the Batman and Robin of religious endeavor!

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  8. I guess they didn't hire an audio man for this production.

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  9. The "selling Jerry Falwell posters in San Francisco" was actually pretty funny.

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  10. wait i'm confused wtf just happened i don't understand the humor at all

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