Wednesday, June 20, 2012

CHRIST OR DIE

Give your life to Christ or else....



Thanks to Liz Austin from Ireland for the tape!
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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 20, 2012 at 10:39 AM

    Jesus Christ, who keeps their money in their front shirt pocket?

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  2. AnonymousJune 20, 2012 at 10:45 AM

    And the moral is...
    don't hang around people who talk about Jesus or you're DOOMED!

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  3. RavenhallowJune 20, 2012 at 11:00 AM

    Oh god. I mean. M-O-N-E-Y.

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  4. AnonymousJune 20, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    "Honey, my father is in the hospital and this may be the last time I get to see him, so I won't be able to go to church this - ARGHHH HELP! I'M ON FIRE! AHHHHH!"

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  5. AnonymousJune 20, 2012 at 6:54 PM

    After watching this video, God turned his back on humanity once and for all.

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  6. AnonymousJune 20, 2012 at 9:38 PM

    What a spiteful, joyless faith these people follow.

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  7. DaveJune 21, 2012 at 5:56 AM

    So if your religious you will die a horrible death? Shhh! Don't talk about it!

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  8. AnonymousJune 21, 2012 at 12:47 PM

    Mom, why is there such a disparity between our accents?

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  9. AnonymousJune 23, 2012 at 3:26 AM

    HOW DARE HER MOTHER HELP OUT LOCAL CHARITIES INSTEAD OF GOING TO CHURCH! SHE'S GOING TO BURN IN HELL!

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  10. emily o.June 24, 2012 at 2:16 PM

    M-O-N-E-Y

    also i loved the gangsta part. it was fantastically acted out and extremely realistic.

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  11. emily o.June 24, 2012 at 2:17 PM

    can all of the e.i.t fans just gather up go to a seminar like this

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  12. AnonymousJune 25, 2012 at 9:01 PM

    Their God punishes for being murdered at inopportune moments. Oops! You're damned for all eternity!

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  13. JoshJune 29, 2012 at 2:06 AM

    Hey I think this if from a play called Heaven's Gates, Hells Flames. I remember watching it at church in the 90s. Kinda nostalgic for me, and absolutely hilarious in retrospect.

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  14. AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 1:07 AM

    'You go to hell, Charlie Conners!'

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  15. AnonymousJune 30, 2012 at 11:35 AM

    I saw this production once in Canada. It was called 'Heaven's Gates, Hells Flames'. It was way f#@^ed up.

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  16. SatanJuly 1, 2012 at 11:46 PM

    Who needs to be bored in heaven, when you cant party in hell with me!

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  17. SatanJuly 1, 2012 at 11:47 PM

    Who wants to be bored in heaven, when you party with me in hell!

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  18. PericlesJuly 12, 2012 at 12:31 PM

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  19. PericlesJuly 12, 2012 at 12:33 PM

    @emily o.
    I'm actually organizing a group of friends to see this play in Scurry, TX. If you or anyone on here wants to join, let me know.

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  20. AnonymousAugust 19, 2012 at 3:52 PM

    Apparently, heaven is "whites only". ZING!

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  21. Megan KJanuary 22, 2013 at 9:18 PM

    The invention of the prop gun was a magical thing.

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