"Honey, my father is in the hospital and this may be the last time I get to see him, so I won't be able to go to church this - ARGHHH HELP! I'M ON FIRE! AHHHHH!"
Hey I think this if from a play called Heaven's Gates, Hells Flames. I remember watching it at church in the 90s. Kinda nostalgic for me, and absolutely hilarious in retrospect.
Jesus Christ, who keeps their money in their front shirt pocket?
ReplyDeleteAnd the moral is...
ReplyDeletedon't hang around people who talk about Jesus or you're DOOMED!
Oh god. I mean. M-O-N-E-Y.
ReplyDelete"Honey, my father is in the hospital and this may be the last time I get to see him, so I won't be able to go to church this - ARGHHH HELP! I'M ON FIRE! AHHHHH!"
ReplyDeleteAfter watching this video, God turned his back on humanity once and for all.
ReplyDeleteWhat a spiteful, joyless faith these people follow.
ReplyDeleteSo if your religious you will die a horrible death? Shhh! Don't talk about it!
ReplyDeleteMom, why is there such a disparity between our accents?
ReplyDeleteHOW DARE HER MOTHER HELP OUT LOCAL CHARITIES INSTEAD OF GOING TO CHURCH! SHE'S GOING TO BURN IN HELL!
ReplyDeleteM-O-N-E-Y
ReplyDeletealso i loved the gangsta part. it was fantastically acted out and extremely realistic.
can all of the e.i.t fans just gather up go to a seminar like this
ReplyDeleteTheir God punishes for being murdered at inopportune moments. Oops! You're damned for all eternity!
ReplyDeleteHey I think this if from a play called Heaven's Gates, Hells Flames. I remember watching it at church in the 90s. Kinda nostalgic for me, and absolutely hilarious in retrospect.
ReplyDelete'You go to hell, Charlie Conners!'
ReplyDeleteI saw this production once in Canada. It was called 'Heaven's Gates, Hells Flames'. It was way f#@^ed up.
ReplyDeleteWho needs to be bored in heaven, when you cant party in hell with me!
ReplyDeleteWho wants to be bored in heaven, when you party with me in hell!
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ReplyDelete@emily o.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually organizing a group of friends to see this play in Scurry, TX. If you or anyone on here wants to join, let me know.
Apparently, heaven is "whites only". ZING!
ReplyDeleteThe invention of the prop gun was a magical thing.
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