1) You know its bad when they have their names stitched into their oufits 2) Raff-regeous? Did I really just hear that? 3) Nice of them to let Tess' skirt hang 5 inches above the knee. What a slut cop! 4) Black Duane 5) Thanks EIT!
"Ironic how they used dinosaurs to further their Christian propaganda to youngsters."
ARE they supposed to be dinosaurs? They look more like a generic mix of every kind of animal ever. (Everybody has fur, that one dude has rhino horns, the female one has pretty blond hair because of *course* she does.)
These dinosaur hybrids were actually conceived when Barney & Friends took too much ecstasy backstage with the Chuck E. Cheese band. Many strange eggs were fertilized that night.
I like that Lady Officer Music-Dino apparently had what it took to become a cop, yet the prospect of helping her friends fix up a bus is "impossible" and makes her unimaginably depressed.
Did any of those shitty songs have the sort of base that would utilise subwoofers at all? I'm sure part of the rainbow song could only be heard by dogs
Ironic how they used dinosaurs to further their Christian propaganda to youngsters. Dinosaurs pretty much propagates the creation and flood myths.
ReplyDeleteCreepiest. Fursuiters. Ever.
ReplyDeleteSock-hopping reptile cops for Christ!
ReplyDelete1) You know its bad when they have their names stitched into their oufits
ReplyDelete2) Raff-regeous? Did I really just hear that?
3) Nice of them to let Tess' skirt hang 5 inches above the knee. What a slut cop!
4) Black Duane
5) Thanks EIT!
What?!? This wasn't right... it wasn't even wrong!!
ReplyDeleteoh my god. that rainbow song.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I can't wait for an excuse to use the phrase, "This is just slightly less confusing than Christian Furries."
ReplyDelete(Speaking of, I'm so happy EIT found this crazy show, but here's hoping they also find "Kingdom Chums"...)
"Ironic how they used dinosaurs to further their Christian propaganda to youngsters."
ReplyDeleteARE they supposed to be dinosaurs? They look more like a generic mix of every kind of animal ever. (Everybody has fur, that one dude has rhino horns, the female one has pretty blond hair because of *course* she does.)
I'm concerned with the amount of hip thrusting in this video.
ReplyDeleteThese dinosaur hybrids were actually conceived when Barney & Friends took too much ecstasy backstage with the Chuck E. Cheese band. Many strange eggs were fertilized that night.
ReplyDeleteFOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEFVVVVVVVVVUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRR
ReplyDeleteRaff is so cocky.
ReplyDeleteI like that Lady Officer Music-Dino apparently had what it took to become a cop, yet the prospect of helping her friends fix up a bus is "impossible" and makes her unimaginably depressed.
ReplyDeleteHey, EIT - thanks for putting Tampa on the map! The Reppies couldn't have been creepier than before!
ReplyDeleteDid any of those shitty songs have the sort of base that would utilise subwoofers at all?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure part of the rainbow song could only be heard by dogs
Raprageous!
ReplyDeleteThe rainbow bit sounds like the start of an old Steve Reich piece.
ReplyDeleteI NEED YOU, CHRISTOSAURS.
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