Wednesday, June 22, 2011

COOKING WITH BEEFCAKE!

One minute you're cooking with beefcake, the next you're alone and drunk on chardonnay. That's just how life is sometimes.



Thanks to Dragon Sound for the source!

32 comments:

  1. When insanity rapes sexuality in the kitchen.

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  2. It starts with cooking but soon she will be using her henchmen for evil.

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  3. Cooking with Blanche Dubois - The Golden Rears

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  4. That seems a little unsanitary to me. :/

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  5. Oh man. Asscrack warning!
    Ladies of EIT: Was that hot?

    I especially liked the New York City Italian pronouncing "Wodka!"

    I kept expecting a little man in a boat to make an appearance. Smells like curry!

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  6. Were the butts cute? yes.
    Was it "hot" overall? no.
    just veeeery creepy.

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  7. Florence Henderson and The Keebler Elves.
    That is the only crack I could come up with since I was beaten to the punch with a Rue Mcclanahan and Clitty Anne comment. I need yo get in here earlier next time.

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  8. Ok, fine, but get your taints off of the food prep surfaces, guys.

    The guys were sexy. The overtones of forced servitude... not so much.

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  9. You left out the twist ending where they were all in her mind and she was really in the kitchen of the insane asylum.

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  10. could not stop laughing. thanks CG.

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  11. Perfumes plural? Do women wear more than one in gang bang scenarios?

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  12. Oh Lawdy, Lawdy, Lawdy.... it's about time we had some nice reverse objectification here. More, more, more! Pool boy, DANCE!!!

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  13. This is terrible! I loved it!

    "Double exposure."

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  14. What's that song at the end?

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  15. @og Nate:

    "I especially liked the New York City Italian pronouncing "Wodka!""

    That guy does a number of wonderful impressions, including hard-to-do ones like The Fonz and Rocky Balboa, and Jaye P. Morgan gets noticeable more annoyed as their segment goes on.

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  16. So... Rugrats music started this all?

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  17. Yes. I will take the Scottish one, please.
    Some uncomfortable moments, yes, but nice buns, I shall not complain.

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  18. EIT's niche gay audience thanks you as well. Although I'd have preferred Neil Patrick Harris to host this video, but hey, that's true of anything.

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  19. *stares at butt*
    *stares at butt*
    *stares at butt*

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  20. I want this to still exist so badly I can't even say. I LOVE it.

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  21. She's the most amazing woman ever.

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  22. +1 for the gay audience bit. But, I must say I'm disappointed that we didn't get to see the aftermath of "Drop 'em guys!" :'(

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  23. What the hell was up with the Night Court theme at the very beginning?

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  24. Yeaaah, this is one of those things that's marketed towards women but is very clearly intended for gay men. Like Playgirl. Or anything involving naked men, really.

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  25. Winky the StarfishJune 29, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    Would be fun to watch this in its entirety (yes, another one of the EIT Pink Mafia is on his knees to thank you) and turn it into a drinking game: everyone drinks everytime there is a double-entendre or a bare ass. Whoot!

    Word verification: drude

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  26. There are more double entendres than there are ingredients.

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  27. @Winky
    Some of us would be passed out on the floor in seconds.

    But I need to see the ending! I feel so unsatisfied.

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  28. Lordy, lordy, lordy, this is painful. Then again, every reason I love EiT

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  29. My favorite part is when she berates the Scottish guy for being in this production by insinuating that the "nothing" that he did in Scotland is the same "nothing" that he's doing now.

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  30. I want to host this show.

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