Saturday, August 07, 2010

WEEKEND KOMMERCIAL KORNER!

This ain't your stupid parents' church.


Hey, kids, you like corndogs? (Courtesy of Eric Seelig)


And here's something for people that only have cellphones because they are shiny.


MIAMI! THE QUEST FOR THE MAGICK CRYSTAL CONTINUES TONIGHT AT COSFORD CINEMA AT 8PM! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
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14 comments:

  1. django747August 7, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    AND WHAT ABOUT THIS COOL FIRETRUCK?

    If it doesn't have a printer attached to it, it's ghetto technology.

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  2. Samantha KingAugust 7, 2010 at 6:44 PM

    My dollar's going for the funny fart.

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  3. AnonymousAugust 7, 2010 at 8:31 PM

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHN


    's corndogs

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  4. AnonymousAugust 7, 2010 at 11:18 PM

    Now I want a corndog so bad.

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  5. Ed HarringtonnAugust 8, 2010 at 1:57 AM

    for the fart.

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  6. Matt PayneAugust 8, 2010 at 11:14 AM

    Best part of the ringtones is that almost the entire ad is an alliteration!

    phone!
    four four six four four!
    funny fart!
    four four six four four!
    firetruck!
    four four six four four!

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  7. Marian KahnAugust 9, 2010 at 2:26 AM

    It's strange to hear my last name and corndogs numerously together.

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  8. RavenhallowAugust 9, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    I'm also tickled by the use of alliteration, at least they have something going for them other than terrible, terrible ringtones.

    I really want corndogs now too, dammit.

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  9. IgwellAugust 9, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    There's a hot dog section in the store because it's not legally allowed in the meat section.

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  10. NateAugust 9, 2010 at 9:32 PM

    Khan's Corndogs, they just hit town!

    And now they're leaving town!

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  11. AnonymousAugust 11, 2010 at 10:48 AM

    I love the fine print $19.99 for a funny fart? What do you wanna guess a motorola flip phone goes for less than $19.99 on eBay?

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  12. JesseAugust 13, 2010 at 10:23 AM

    Mom, buy me most phallic meat stick!



    [Verification word: inerstab]

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  13. AnonymousAugust 15, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    do all those kids in the corn dog ad have the same mom?

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  14. SpoogeGodSeptember 25, 2010 at 7:23 PM

    I remember when Glomobi was selling the obnoxious frog dialtone and noticing the fact his little froggy berries were dangling between his legs. After pointing it out and watching for several months as it caught on, Glomobi finally wised up and put a little censor dot over his amphibious nethers, which still somehow failed to completely cover up his little croaker.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI6YoPDaQDQ

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