Your ancestors sold out to intergalactic scammers and now cosmic hipppies have come to raise your consciousness. Pretty standard stuff for evolving into a spiritual energy being of pure love oscillation...
Much, much more Unarius stuff coming soon!
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dude. wtf?
ReplyDeleteBased on a true story.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... something tells me this might be a cult.
ReplyDeleteMany thanks to all of you EITs for posting this stuff. I learned two things from this video: 1) the Unarians are an alien race of glowing Hari Krishnas and sparkly floating drag queens 2) Ancient humans looked like Steve Carrell
ReplyDeleteI must have been wasted when I first saw this film. It was completely different but a hell of a lot weirder than this. It starred Charlie Sheen.
ReplyDelete(SIGH) I told L. Ron not to drink the Water.
ReplyDeleteIt's as if Ed Wood directed a Lady Gaga video sponsored by Scientology.
ReplyDeletelooks like someone was digging in the vaults.
ReplyDeleteNice Choice D3
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The world would be a better place if we were all Unarians -- believing in the space brothers and traveling back to our earlier lives as part of the intergalactic brotherhood. Unarians would also sew and design their own sweet costumes from their home planets. And, of course, star in their own movies!
ReplyDeleteI do not believe... that which I am seeing!
ReplyDeleteEveryone hide your cave sons and cave husbands, the space cougars are coming!
ReplyDeleteI'd board Art Carney's spaceship.
ReplyDeleteMore Unarius?! Oh, Everything Is Terrible. You really do love me.
ReplyDeleteI have been sleeping to The Arrival every night for the past two weeks. Fantastic stuff to doze on at the end of a weed binge.
ReplyDelete...Was that Steve Carell?
ReplyDeleteholy shit I NEED to eat some acid and watch this.
ReplyDeleteBased on a true story.
I hope you can find and share video of the Space Cadillac:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.unarius.org/spacecad/index.html
I gave the EIT people a bunch of Unarius videos when they were in Cleveland not too long ago and there was footage of the Space Cadillac in one of them.
ReplyDeleteWhy does the caveman start making out with the old space lady? Man, he really is confused.
ReplyDeleteSo it's Universal AND Interdimensional, and holds the belief that hippies and the Observers from MST3K wandered the earth 160,000 years ago? And everyone speaks English? Where do I sign?!
ReplyDeleteIf I ever lose my mind, Unarius will be my space religion of choice.
ReplyDeleteThe celestial grandmother had a very Charlotte Rae quality to her.
ReplyDeleteI think the guy with the red stripes on his silver suit came back to earth and founded amway
ReplyDeleteThe Lurker went to see these people. They are wonderfully super freaky. I have pics on the site.
ReplyDeleteGood choice as usual.
http://internetlurker.blogspot.com/2010/03/unarius-academy-of-science.html
@John- Yup, we still have the tapes! We've been watching bits and pieces on the road and they are AMAZING. Be prepared Terriblites, there is much more to come!
ReplyDelete@Internet Lurker- that's a hot tip dude. We might have to pay Uriel a visit too!
Sooo... "Universal Wisdom" is a kindly old grandma lady with pink hair who causes seizures? I will stick with universal ignorance, thank you.
ReplyDeleteHey, it's the Boy Crisis video!
ReplyDelete@Internet Lurker: Thanks for the info. Your write up and the Roadside America writeup were glorious.
ReplyDeleteI have a Unarius book -- or one from a very similar space cult -- in my collection.
That whole thing is incredibly camp
ReplyDeleteI think she must be the one that lays all the eggs.
ReplyDeleteAm I nuts or is that John Stamos?
ReplyDeletethe church of unaraus is hilarious.
ReplyDelete"you will meet more of we brothers"
ReplyDeleteif these aliens are so advanced why do they use such lousy grammar?
that nutty old lady looks like Liberace's mom!
Wow. Amazing film. Just one question, though. Where can I get one of those aluminum foil Adidas jumpsuits that Nolan Ryan was wearing?
ReplyDeleteThis was one of the awesome things about living in san diego growing up, Unarius videos on public access
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