Thursday, July 29, 2010

HUNKS HUNKS HUNKS!

Smell the musk.



Franz Gertrude and Mike in Utica are the men we love to dance with.

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26 comments:

  1. randomgadgetJuly 29, 2010 at 1:29 AM

    am I the only one who would watch dancing with the porn stars?

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  2. GrrgJuly 29, 2010 at 1:42 AM

    So this was settling into a comfortable level of terrible-ness, and then, BAM, that policeman comes on, and he's actually REALLY GOOD, and I have no idea how to react for a few moments. I think this may be a heretofore undreamed-of species Stendahl Syndrome.

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  3. Henry_SlinkmanJuly 29, 2010 at 2:28 AM

    This makes my lady bits sad. *sad horns*

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  4. UnknownJuly 29, 2010 at 2:44 AM

    What an easy target. and what the hell was up with the nerd??

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  5. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 5:29 AM

    so some lady's fantasies are nerds who are secretly hunks?

    hot damn! I better get to the gym!

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  6. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 5:29 AM

    this video made me gay









    I'm female fyi

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  7. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 5:41 AM

    dat ass

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  8. mikcvJuly 29, 2010 at 7:01 AM

    Not one of those men actually like women.

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  9. AnonymousJuly 29, 2010 at 8:19 AM

    i love how she was overcome with fake passion in the "men's room". Id venture to say that woman sold her lady parts to pay for those indcredibly real looking breasts...

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  10. ACPJuly 29, 2010 at 10:49 AM

    I wish I could come tonight. Everything is terrible and showbeast? DREAM TEAM

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  11. IgwellJuly 29, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    I'm the only one who's not going to push the play button.

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  12. filmscienceJuly 29, 2010 at 2:48 PM

    I second Grrg. I was NOT prepared for the Cop to pop n' lock.

    Nor was I a fan of Faux-nan the barbarian's furry dangle.

    Word verification: pontight!

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  13. MicahJuly 29, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    Protein makes Tanya's nipples ripple. Thank god I'm not alone.

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  14. Henry_SlinkmanJuly 29, 2010 at 4:39 PM

    blurboy - Nipple Ripple is a serious condition that needs more awareness!

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  15. UnknownJuly 30, 2010 at 1:17 AM

    Hot Cops?? They should dress up as something more nautically themed...

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  16. flat stainJuly 30, 2010 at 5:51 PM

    TOMMY WISEAU

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  17. ChickengirlJuly 30, 2010 at 8:14 PM

    0:13 DAT ASS.


    am I the only one who was hoping that cop would mount that black pole on the ground? anyone? anyone? no?

    and I would think that nerdy guy would make any woman's lady parts dryer than the Sahara desert....

    and the hostess wasn't even hot...quite hideous actually.

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  18. AnonymousJuly 30, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    Tanya is the beast who stalks my nightmares.

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  19. RavenhallowJuly 30, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    I'm pretty sure these guys are not interested in the ladies. Either they're into guys (which is fine), or they're so into themselves that they have no room for anything else (which is more probable, and not so fine).
    Though I must admit Faux-nan (thank you filmscience!) was maybe a tad bit sexy, maybe I've seen too many Frazetta paintings.

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  20. HeatherJuly 31, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    Someone get on the Nipple Ripple Awareness car magnet ribbon STAT. What color should it be? Nude?

    @Ravenhallow: you totally nailed it with the Frazetta comparison. Take any of the paintings in the Conan series, turn the gay up a hair, and there you are.

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  21. Samantha KingJuly 31, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    I have a feeling that our lovely hostess, "Tanya", has a bigger package than any of the aforementioned hunks.

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  22. AnonymousAugust 1, 2010 at 2:54 PM

    I'll see Tanya in my nightmares.
    faux-nan was better looking than the real Arn but that's not saying much.

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  23. The Eagle's TearsAugust 1, 2010 at 6:34 PM

    "Nipple Ripple" sounds like the worst possible kind of ice cream... or the best?

    Also, that nerd-stripper had a Bill Irwin vibe. Never wanted to have male-stripper and Bill Irwin in my head at the same time, but now the nightmare has become a reality. Thanks, EIT!

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  24. AnonymousAugust 2, 2010 at 1:26 AM

    This hunk can't think of what to write haha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3FGdjjythQ

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  25. AnonymousAugust 3, 2010 at 10:31 PM

    The cop got me sort of hard.

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  26. AnonymousAugust 15, 2010 at 12:24 AM

    more of the nerd plz

    i am girl-fapping to this now

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