Tuesday, July 27, 2010

CAST-IRON HOME DEFENSE

Come on, ladies... do you really want this to happen?



You know who has a plan? Leah from Utica, NY has a plan.

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17 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 27, 2010 at 5:40 AM

    Good thing they mentioned beforehand that the people in the violent situations were actors, because I swear I was watching a real live assault on that housewife.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 27, 2010 at 5:44 AM

    I wish we lived in a world in which only police and criminals wielded guns.

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  3. ianwissmanJuly 27, 2010 at 8:13 AM

    Phew, I was worried that skillet was going to be permanently damaged.

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  4. SupersaurusJuly 27, 2010 at 10:30 AM

    Come on, this would never happen to me.

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  5. MartyJuly 27, 2010 at 12:06 PM

    Did that pervert intruder drown when she threw the water on him? It was pretty evident that the water wasn't even tepid.

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  6. ChristopherJuly 27, 2010 at 1:19 PM

    Who does this guy look like? The love child of Michael Moriarty and Droopy Dog?

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  7. LukeJuly 27, 2010 at 1:32 PM

    I felt sorry for the camera man that they made film from the target side of shooting range.

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  8. King of CrayonsJuly 27, 2010 at 2:24 PM

    "What else might a person find to defend themselves?"

    Cut to Rorschach flinging ground pepper into cops' eyes and immolating others with an aerosol can and lighter.

    Comic books are great.

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  9. himwiththecystJuly 27, 2010 at 3:02 PM

    Is that a police artist's sketch of Bruce Lee on the copshop wall behind him?

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  10. safer midwifery utahJuly 27, 2010 at 4:51 PM

    You guys just don't understand romance.

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  11. HVJuly 27, 2010 at 6:40 PM

    In fact most intruders, rapists, child abductors, etc are members of your own family. Attacks by strangers are statistically rare. But that doesn't generate the same kind of fear that sells guns, or indeed skillets.

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  12. Samantha KingJuly 27, 2010 at 7:15 PM

    Woman: "What do you want?!"
    Intruder: "I want you, baby!"

    Sounds like the fantasy of 95% of housewives. Not that *I* would know anything about that..

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  13. randomgadgetJuly 27, 2010 at 9:44 PM

    A detective promoting handguns in the home? Thats a clear conflict of interest, he just wants more overtime.

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  14. pJJuly 27, 2010 at 11:58 PM

    That kitchen looked like on the one from T2 - where Xander Berkley gets a liquid metal sword through the throat.

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  15. AnonymousJuly 28, 2010 at 1:01 AM

    Isn't that "cop" the guy who plays "Taggert" in the Beverly Hills Cop movies?

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  16. UnknownJuly 29, 2010 at 2:31 AM

    Not too terrible, except for the dramatization. Why didn't the housewife, you know, RUN after stunning the intruder?

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  17. mikcvJuly 29, 2010 at 6:59 AM

    Do they expect me to have the gun on me at all times, even when I am boiling water and looking after the condition of my skillets?

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