Absolutely everything about this screams "undergrad film project" except that the actors are too old. If I had to guess, I'd say the head-band clad "protagonist" was also the writer / director. It has that "Garth Merneghi" feel.
The "G-Man's" synthetic silver broad was a bit unnerving. I wonder if she comes to life when no one else is around, a la "Mannequin"? Only instead of turning into Kim Cattrall it turns into Grace Jones.
I've seen this movie. Used to have a crusty VHS copy. It's 4 different short films, ham-handedly strung together. It was written by Ron Ford http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0285858/ who has directed some pretty spectacularly horrible movies. I should know. I was in one of them!
They could've atleast tried to get an accent for the alien. It sounded like an intercom at a train station. Besides that, I thought the film was speeectacular.
I did. I will. I might. Have dominant jeans.
ReplyDeleteI just... what? I don't even... Wow.
ReplyDeleteYeah...I definitely don't want to be caught in a dark alley with a partisan radical. Not in this country.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, I don't call that acting.
0:40 The alien... it's on her HEAD!!!!
ReplyDeleteSpecial thanks to Mom for the use of her camcorder.
ReplyDeleteWell this was timely. I must admit I expected something a little different based on the title and screen cap.
ReplyDeleteGET OUT OF MY HEAD!
If you belong to a secret organization, tattooing the front of your hand probably isn't a good idea.
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought I kind of knew what was going on, the entire cast and semblance of a plot changed...
ReplyDeleteYeah, Heather, exactly... based on this four minutes it looks like the plot is more complicated than A Tale of Two Cities.
ReplyDeleteOk got over my lulz. Terrible!
ReplyDeleteCan't wait for The Alien Agenda: Under the Skin
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely everything about this screams "undergrad film project" except that the actors are too old. If I had to guess, I'd say the head-band clad "protagonist" was also the writer / director. It has that "Garth Merneghi" feel.
ReplyDeleteThe sound on this is terrible. Although I doubt it would make any more sense if I could understand the dialogue.
ReplyDelete"You did. You will. You might."
ReplyDeleteThat maybe me giggle for some unknowable reason.
The RadioShack Daleks were also a nice touch.
The "G-Man's" synthetic silver broad
ReplyDeletewas a bit unnerving. I wonder if she comes to life when no one else is around, a la "Mannequin"? Only instead of turning into Kim Cattrall it turns into Grace Jones.
I never thought I'd see a "Movie" that makes "Gods of Los Angeles" look like "Schindler's List"...But there you go!
ReplyDeleteplanet wide destruction, a lickable temporary tattoo, and a black camaro.
ReplyDeleteGod I love your website!
Is this a Glen Tennis production? It is almost as good as Crystal Shyps!
ReplyDeleteSpecial Agent Silvertits! NOOOOOOO!
ReplyDeleteAlso why did that stuffed koala in the beginning not come to life and kick some alien butt?
Agent douchebag effing steals the show, my god.
ReplyDelete"THAT SMIRK" made me laugh so goddamn hard.
I've seen this movie. Used to have a crusty VHS copy. It's 4 different short films, ham-handedly strung together. It was written by Ron Ford http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0285858/ who has directed some pretty spectacularly horrible movies. I should know. I was in one of them!
ReplyDeleteThis whole thing had a porn vibe to it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... these Scientology videos are pretty convincing.
ReplyDeleteThey could've atleast tried to get an accent for the alien. It sounded like an intercom at a train station. Besides that, I thought the film was speeectacular.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great/terrible one!
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