Ah, Mario Van Peebles. If this had been directed by his father, Melvin, there probably would have been an unsimulated sex scene involving grandma. Also, the word "Badassss" would have been inserted into the title.
I find it a little disturbing that the two rappers squat down and rap to their grandmother's vagina. Also... why the heck are they talking about x-rated movies and big behinds in front of her? Those are the last things I would ever rap about to my granny.
It seems that no matter how many times I see it, the 2Everything 2Terrible ad at the end always surprises me and makes me wonder for a moment if I'm dead and in hell or not.
INAPPROPRIATE HIP THRUST BY A MINOR ALERT
ReplyDeleteI want that lady to be my gram gram . :(
ReplyDeleteHey kid... you are the Last Dragon, you posses the power of the glow.
ReplyDeleteLeo O'Brien is my favorite actor. I had no idea he was in more than one movie!
I feel... dirty. Did granny just incestuously leer at buff, suspenders-wearing grandson?
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes she did.
EIT If you put up the 164 minute version (ie the whole damn thing) of this movie, I wont tell.
ReplyDeleteWell, that's just silly.
ReplyDeleteAh, Mario Van Peebles. If this had been directed by his father, Melvin, there probably would have been an unsimulated sex scene involving grandma. Also, the word "Badassss" would have been inserted into the title.
ReplyDelete@FAB: too true.
ReplyDeleteMartin Lawrence just isn't the same anymore since these Big Momma's moves.
ReplyDeleteI'm just not sure if sneaking into porno films with your little bro and hanging around for the money shot was something grandma needed to know.
ReplyDeleteHowever, it's presentation was flawless. Well done Mr.Peebles.
I find it a little disturbing that the two rappers squat down and rap to their grandmother's vagina. Also... why the heck are they talking about x-rated movies and big behinds in front of her? Those are the last things I would ever rap about to my granny.
ReplyDeleteGrandma raised her boys good...
ReplyDelete...so, so good.
(Imma make you dayance!)
@Luke: It would have been safer had they stuck to dope rhymes about Geritol and dentures. Werd.
ReplyDeleteHaters gotta hate, players gotta play...word to your mother.
ReplyDeleteIt seems that no matter how many times I see it, the 2Everything 2Terrible ad at the end always surprises me and makes me wonder for a moment if I'm dead and in hell or not.
ReplyDeleteThis popped into my head 15 seconds in:
ReplyDelete"We're brothers!
We're happy and we're singing and we're colored!
Give me a high-five!"
A Rappin Sonny Spoon!
ReplyDeleteWhy is granny so gosh damn hot. verification: biest
ReplyDeletelol groovy Sonic the Hedgehog music.
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