I think I've had a similar conversation with my mom. "Foo?" "Foo! Foo! Foo!" After the "Are they Chinese" comment the mother should have asked, "Is that the same as the Foo Foo Dolls? I mean, the Goo Fighters?"
Also, that mom of six is just plain crazy. Talk about trying to impose order on perceived chaos...let your kids eat their dinner in slouchy peace, woman!
At least when my dad referred to me as #4 (out of 5) it was in reference to birth order and not a substitute for my name! But now that I think about it, maybe my parents wouldnt have been alcoholics if we were each given a color....hm...
My mother raised three of her own kids and five foster kids and she never demoralized us this way. We all had names and she remembered who's shit was what. This video just speaks to how weak a parent this woman is.
My mom did forget my sister at the library a couple times tho.
That goddamn awful mother of 6. I had friends with parents like that, growing up. I hated those awful moms. No wonder those friends ended up becoming burnouts.
Assigned colors aside, I would put money down that they shared initials for clothing hand-me-down purposes. Now that those kids are all adults, could you imagine the aggregate therapy costs for the family that all of this inflicted?
Also, one of the kids has a Cardinals hat on, which could very well mean that the sociopath mom is here in St. Louis somewhere, and that's upsetting to me.
I think I've had a similar conversation with my mom.
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"Foo! Foo! Foo!"
After the "Are they Chinese" comment the mother should have asked, "Is that the same as the Foo Foo Dolls? I mean, the Goo Fighters?"
"You know, we did forget you one time, Tyler."
ReplyDeleteHer brood aren't even worth the effort of declaring their names. Pitiful wench.
ReplyDeleteMy God! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! I knew it! Suze Orman has been under the knife!
ReplyDeleteWow! That first girl was a brat! And, really? They'll have those colors for the rest of their lives? Way to make individuality a chore, Mom!
ReplyDeleteAt least they don't get hand me downs, just lifelong psychological scars.
ReplyDeleteAny true fan would know that foofighters was slang for UFOs, what a poser, am I right, right?
This is how the Menendez Brothers got their start.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, claytondora, I've done this with my kids (I have five). But since I like the sound of "pitiful wench," I won't object.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that mom of six is just plain crazy. Talk about trying to impose order on perceived chaos...let your kids eat their dinner in slouchy peace, woman!
ReplyDeleteMom identifies her chillens according to color. Perhaps she's a fan of "Reservoir Dogs". So..is she supposed to be "Mr.Blonde"?
ReplyDeleteThat mom at the end looked like she was ready to slap that kid.
ReplyDelete"I don't like umbrellas"
ReplyDeleteI would've smacked that kid.
Back straight. BACK STRAIGHT!
ReplyDeleteMom's trying to build her own army of Power Rangers.
ReplyDeleteThe first girl isn't a brat, she's just reacting to a really obnoxious mom. Trust me on this one.
ReplyDelete#2? #2?! #2 you little shit!
ReplyDeleteAlso role calls, generally you want to do these before you leave...
DO NOT LET THIS WOMAN VOLUNTEER FOR CLASS FIELDTRIPS.
Food Fighters sounds like some sorta weight watchers band.
At least when my dad referred to me as #4 (out of 5) it was in reference to birth order and not a substitute for my name! But now that I think about it, maybe my parents wouldnt have been alcoholics if we were each given a color....hm...
ReplyDeleteWow, what a way to over-analyze a band name. I'm sure her parents grilled her on what a Chubby Checker was when she wanted to hear "The Twist"
ReplyDeleteAnd Nazi-mom made me want to hurt some one, probably her.
YOU CAN'T CHANGE YOUR COLOR!
ReplyDeleteIf my mom tried to make me shop at Eddie Bauer (great job fuzzing that out by the way) I wouldn't like umbrellas either.
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ReplyDeleteTaylor. Tyler. Turner. Tanner. what are the other two kids' names, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteThis family is REALLY not big on individuality. I predict all the girls will grow up to be camwhores and all the boys will grow up to be camwhores.
Hold on, stop the friggin station wagon.
ReplyDeleteAll "T" -names, but called by number instead, and given a color label.
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What kind of mental disorder would lead a mother to require a system such as this? She's like an Oliver Sacks case study in waiting.
My mother raised three of her own kids and five foster kids and she never demoralized us this way. We all had names and she remembered who's shit was what.
ReplyDeleteThis video just speaks to how weak a parent this woman is.
My mom did forget my sister at the library a couple times tho.
the mom of 6 wasn't wearing her seatbelt. nice way to set an example
ReplyDeleteI really must know what this is from. I NEED to Google this chick and find out what her other two kids' names are. I'm guessing Tipper and Tucker.
ReplyDeletefoo fighters suck, so i'm with mom on this one. har.
ReplyDeletethe other names are...Tootie, Turder, Tudor, Toenail, Tammy, Two, Tacky, Telma, Trichinosis, Tuba, Tarken, Troubador, Tunisia, and Tickle.
ReplyDeleteAKA Fuschia, Teal, Maroon, Eggshell, Salmon, Beige, Off-White, Cornflower, Goldenrod, Mocha, Gingham, Paisley, Aqua, and Clear.
And NO SWITCHING!!
Why do I have to be Mr. Pink?
ReplyDeleteYou know, I bet the husband is whipped to the point of being #1.
ReplyDelete"I don't like umbrellas!"
ReplyDeleteHa. They sure went to a lot of trouble to half-assedly blur "Eddie Bauer" didn't they.
I think there's a special place in hell for moms like this. They each receive a demon mother to parent them.
ReplyDeleteAfter I watched this video with my mom I gave her a big hug and told her thankyou for not being like them
umberella ella ella eh eh eh
That goddamn awful mother of 6. I had friends with parents like that, growing up. I hated those awful moms. No wonder those friends ended up becoming burnouts.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what store that was. I couldn't tell it said "Eddie Bower" because they blurred it out... oh, wait.
ReplyDeleteFoo Fighters was the nick name given to UFOs that air force pilots would see during WW2
ReplyDeletealso that mother must be mentally ill
I think that the other two children's names are probably Track and Tripp...?
ReplyDeleteGood lord, what is this from?
ReplyDeleteAssigned colors aside, I would put money down that they shared initials for clothing hand-me-down purposes. Now that those kids are all adults, could you imagine the aggregate therapy costs for the family that all of this inflicted?
Also, one of the kids has a Cardinals hat on, which could very well mean that the sociopath mom is here in St. Louis somewhere, and that's upsetting to me.
Is the child on the end in the RED a boy in a dress?
ReplyDeleteI hope it was, Gary! If that's the case then the kids are probably starting to break away and fuck with her.
ReplyDeleteMale, female, doesn't matter. She can't tell the difference when the colors get switched.
Ohh... and my verification is bolls. Love it.
"You don't want a bubble jacket?"
ReplyDeleteSo this is where the writer of the "Human Centipede" got his idea!
ReplyDeleteYou're all color coded. Like gang members.
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