I don't know what's more nightmarish: the dummy, or the fact that the puppet of commercialized music, Justin Bieber, will make more money before his 18th birthday than I ever will in my life. In my LIFE.
fail. If i was on FOD I would vote DIE. Why the hell is THIS on your website? 'Cause the human makes an "oh" face at one point? Dropped the ball on this one.
Wow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a helluva lot like Bieber, but the metaphors! Boxed like a product, served to children, the hand of a future "To Catch a Predator" guest up his butt-- this video sums up the experience of every child victim of the music, film, and TV industry.
I was pretty content with my life up until this point, because I had managed to avoid ever hearing Justin Bieber. Seriously. I only figured out who the hell it was because of the previous comments; I thought it was a girl singing. Oh sweet Jeebus my life feel so empty now.
Also I thought the clown picture on the back wall was going to be the terrifying highlight of the video; I was wrong.
Nothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punching." I still watch it occasionally when I've had a rough day, or when life prevents me from punching something.
Oh God, that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I would not have wanted to be in that room when I was a kid. And that puppet was creepy, too.
Will I be the only one to thank EIT for making the awesome reference to Margaret Cho's infamous "Beaver Fever" joke? Which is so ironic next to this strangely homo-erotic puppet love song. Stay classy, EIT!
Dude at first I thought it was a Macaulay Culkin puppet.
ReplyDeleteGod Damn its so creepy
LMFAO
ReplyDeleteGreat, you've finally made me listen to that girl's singing.
ReplyDeleteSo happy.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had my hand up Justin's butt. Forreal. Like in real life.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's more nightmarish: the dummy, or the fact that the puppet of commercialized music, Justin Bieber, will make more money before his 18th birthday than I ever will in my life. In my LIFE.
ReplyDeleteLadies and gentlemen, I present to you the newest weapon in the war against terror.
ReplyDeleteAlso, where can I get some of that awesome wall art? It would look great in my three year old's room.
ReplyDeleteWhy is that man inspecting his package in front of children? I can only assume something horrible happened after that because my brain shut down.
ReplyDeleteSo much worse than getting rick rolled.
Hmmm lot of FOD lately...
ReplyDeleteThose paralyzing dual zoom-ins made me more and more infertile each time. What the hell is wrong with you.
ReplyDeleteI never knew Trillionaire Ted DeBiase did ventriloquism between his WWF matches....
ReplyDeletefail. If i was on FOD I would vote DIE. Why the hell is THIS on your website? 'Cause the human makes an "oh" face at one point? Dropped the ball on this one.
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I think I preferred the Shari Lewis & Lamb Chop remix of "99 Problems"
ReplyDeleteJusti Bieber likes knife fighting!
ReplyDeleteNEW VIDEO!
ReplyDeleteEIT2: Electric Boogaloo.
Dear GOD! I am in love!
ReplyDeleteWow, wow, wow. Not only does the puppet look a helluva lot like Bieber, but the metaphors! Boxed like a product, served to children, the hand of a future "To Catch a Predator" guest up his butt-- this video sums up the experience of every child victim of the music, film, and TV industry.
ReplyDeleteI wish Casey Anthony dumped this kids body off in that ditch instead of her daughter.
ReplyDeleteBieber is definitely the worst thing we've managed to import from Canada. And that includes Beaver sausage.
ReplyDeleteI was pretty content with my life up until this point, because I had managed to avoid ever hearing Justin Bieber. Seriously. I only figured out who the hell it was because of the previous comments; I thought it was a girl singing. Oh sweet Jeebus my life feel so empty now.
ReplyDeleteAlso I thought the clown picture on the back wall was going to be the terrifying highlight of the video; I was wrong.
This might be THE funniest EIT video EVER. I fucking CRIED from laughing so hard.
ReplyDeletefunnier than "Can't Stop Punching"?
ReplyDeleteI actually can't believe how amazing this is. LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteNothing is funnier than "Can't Stop Punching." I still watch it occasionally when I've had a rough day, or when life prevents me from punching something.
ReplyDeleteSeriously. Why would you ever use your own fist to punch people, when you could simple chop off another person's fist to punch people with?
ReplyDeleteSo I leave for a little bit and this is whats happened to my beloved EIT???
ReplyDelete-Commodore's got a fever.
-There's spam on the board.
-Heather's posting twice as hard keeping everyone smiling.
-Lehr and Yonder have gone missing.
I ask you EIT
W.W.J.D?
-what would Jerry do?-
p.s. Speaking of sequels.
I think it's time for "Boring Week 2"
Ah a tale of teeny bopper love, told only as EIT can.
ReplyDeleteI am now wishing to serve that Beiber puppet for eternity. Color me mesmerized.
ReplyDeleteOh God, that's one of the scariest things I've ever seen. I would not have wanted to be in that room when I was a kid. And that puppet was creepy, too.
ReplyDeleteIf this was the actual music video, I'd be a fan.
ReplyDeleteWill I be the only one to thank EIT for making the awesome reference to Margaret Cho's infamous "Beaver Fever" joke? Which is so ironic next to this strangely homo-erotic puppet love song. Stay classy, EIT!
ReplyDeleteit looks just like him!
ReplyDeleteSomething keeps bringing me back to this video. I can't get away from it.
ReplyDeleteOh and nothing will ever be as funny as Can't Stop Punching. Nothing. Ever.
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the greatest things I've seen in weeks. Thank you EIT!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha. I LIKE THIS.
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone hating on this video!!?? It is AWESOME!!!!!
ReplyDeleteNOOOO. The video won't play anymore. Did this ever get uploaded to youtube?
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