Well, depending on the outcome of Kely and this kid, I hope he understands that this is the only time he can do this and expect his gal to be moved by it. Speaking as someone who has been married for a decade, I prefer store bought gifts to homemade ones. I've put in 10 years - writing a poem just won't cut it.
The question here is how exactly did EIT procure this video? Could it be that Kelly is a fan of the blog, or even that one of our beloved internet monsters is said Kelly? Inquiring minds want to know!
This is really a great one because you know how he felt making this, what he expected and what he got in the end. Love is a real bitch is you are 14 and have no idea on what women are and how to behave around them. The fact that there never was a take 2 to correct the misspellings shows that it was made with overwhelming passion and if he was a few years older this video would not have been saved. But it really is beautiful in how it's just raw emotion pouring from that kid. You really don't feel anything quite like it when you grow up.
I just wanna know what the heck he was using as a guitar. It looked almost like a stuffed snake with a little tongue hanging out (of which I totally don't own several..).
Makes me wonder at what age does writing like that go from naively sweet to stalkerishly creepy.
I just had the vision of what happened after Kelly got this tape.
The kid gave it to her on a Friday, telling her to watch it. Unbeknown to him Kelly was having her sleepover that night.
She puts the tape on in front of her friends, thinking its something like music videos or something but no, its this somewhat creepy vid. Kelly and her friends laugh their asses off, and make copies...
The kid's heart is broken and is a but of jokes for years. Now he is an adult and thinks this is all behind him...
Until someone at work emails him the link to this vid...
Was he just strumming a guitar to the beat of the drums? Also, I would not have been able to have taken in that entire video if it weren't for the damn grammar mistakes. My fat is still shakin from the laughter and that was 10 minutes ago.
I CANNT LIVE WITHOUT YOY EIT
ReplyDeleteGood job Kelly, you've broken another one.
ReplyDeleteI bet it seemed like a much better idea the night before when he was drunk with his buddies.
ReplyDeleteWell, depending on the outcome of Kely and this kid, I hope he understands that this is the only time he can do this and expect his gal to be moved by it. Speaking as someone who has been married for a decade, I prefer store bought gifts to homemade ones. I've put in 10 years - writing a poem just won't cut it.
ReplyDelete5th grade is tough, man. He gave her his heart, and she gave him an erasable pen.
ReplyDeleteKelly is:
ReplyDelete1) His Uncle
2) The neighbor boy
3)His dog
4) going to take out a restraining order on him
This is a GEM and has viral written all over it. Goodbye anonimity, hello lulz!
btw i remember my first crush. I felt just like him, and a few years later i wouldnt have wiped my **** off on her.
Growing up.
"But I don't want Kelly to be my new mommy, daddy!"
ReplyDelete"Shut the hell up, you're doing it anyways!"
I love you foever
ReplyDeleteThe question here is how exactly did EIT procure this video? Could it be that Kelly is a fan of the blog, or even that one of our beloved internet monsters is said Kelly? Inquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteSome home video of a kid lip syncing?
ReplyDeleteNot EIT worthy.
Featuring a special guest appearance, in the role of "The Edge"......."The Thermostat."
ReplyDeleteah, I remember my first crush
ReplyDeleteI told her I liked her and she laughed in my face, flash forward to today and I'm still a virgin
Wow I bet this shit was hi-tech back in the day. Oh the painful, painful typing.
ReplyDeleteThis video would be tolerable to watch with thermal imaging and that ambiant Predator heartbeat sound.
ReplyDeleteI guess everything on EIT would be actually.
is it so wrong to be touched like this by a boy?
ReplyDeleteGIVE YOURSELF TO ME FORVERR. <3
ReplyDeletejeeez what has is to do with it here? boring...
ReplyDeletei gotta tell you, if i were kelly and i received this, he'd be in.
ReplyDeleteThis is really a great one because you know how he felt making this, what he expected and what he got in the end. Love is a real bitch is you are 14 and have no idea on what women are and how to behave around them. The fact that there never was a take 2 to correct the misspellings shows that it was made with overwhelming passion and if he was a few years older this video would not have been saved. But it really is beautiful in how it's just raw emotion pouring from that kid. You really don't feel anything quite like it when you grow up.
ReplyDeleteI just wanna know what the heck he was using as a guitar. It looked almost like a stuffed snake with a little tongue hanging out (of which I totally don't own several..).
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder at what age does writing like that go from naively sweet to stalkerishly creepy.
BAW
ReplyDeleteI just had the vision of what happened after Kelly got this tape.
ReplyDeleteThe kid gave it to her on a Friday, telling her to watch it. Unbeknown to him Kelly was having her sleepover that night.
She puts the tape on in front of her friends, thinking its something like music videos or something but no, its this somewhat creepy vid. Kelly and her friends laugh their asses off, and make copies...
The kid's heart is broken and is a but of jokes for years. Now he is an adult and thinks this is all behind him...
Until someone at work emails him the link to this vid...
Was he just strumming a guitar to the beat of the drums? Also, I would not have been able to have taken in that entire video if it weren't for the damn grammar mistakes. My fat is still shakin from the laughter and that was 10 minutes ago.
ReplyDeleteYea he was a pro with that Geetar eh? Maybe U2 will see this and search him out to complete their ensemble.
ReplyDelete