Thanks to everyone for coming out to the Hungry Brain last night. And if you weren't there, here's a taste of what you missed. This is easily one of the top five softball instructional tapes by a 90s white soul singer.
From this day forward, I will imagine that he's singing "How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" to a softball. Actually, this video has convinced me that there's no need to imagine.
To the anonymous poster who wished to have the arpeggios as his/her/it's ringtone, I have taken the liberty of stripping it out of the video, and posting it on my never-used Verizon webspace. You're welcome.
at least the writers and Bolton were self-aware enough to include; "I know what you're thinking... What does Michael Bolton have to do with softball?" in the script.
WHY DOESN"T MY FAV VIDEO WORK? DID BOLTON HIDE IT? THERE ARE OTHER VERSIONS BUT THEY DONT INCLUDE "YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH" Where is the arpeggio and softballin of my life??????
I give this video 5 awfully pitched arpeggios out of 5.
ReplyDeleteI'm still wondering what Michael Bolton has to do with softball.
ReplyDeleteyeah yeaH yeAH YEAH! YEah Yeah yeah
ReplyDeletei want this as my ringtone
Moms! TO YOUR MINI-VANS!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAH! i posted on this chucklehead today, too.
ReplyDeletehttp://drollgirl.blogspot.com/2010/04/all-kinds-of-wrong.html
What a coincidence! I also love softball as much as I love his music. Which is, not at all.
ReplyDeleteThat ball cap he is wearing is just awesome.
ReplyDeleteFrom this day forward, I will imagine that he's singing "How Can We Be Lovers If We Can't Be Friends" to a softball. Actually, this video has convinced me that there's no need to imagine.
ReplyDeleteYes! I've been waiting to see more of this tape ever since Future Schlock 2!
ReplyDeleteDid he say "just like getting a good rimjob"?
ReplyDeleteYou should probably just watch the baseball game. It's already pretty dark out at 8:45, and your friends are probably at home watching tv.
ReplyDeleteIndeed those hats are fantastic. I want a hat with a big metal band on it that says BOLTON
ReplyDeleteTo the anonymous poster who wished to have the arpeggios as his/her/it's ringtone, I have taken the liberty of stripping it out of the video, and posting it on my never-used Verizon webspace. You're welcome.
ReplyDeletehttp://mysite.verizon.net/zachpeterson/
I wish he would have stuck with soft ball.
ReplyDeleteso...many..baseball analogies...
ReplyDeleteMy mind.
ReplyDeleteIs blown.
I'll bet Michael Jackson really loved the rodeo, but they didn't make a video of that.
ReplyDeletethey couldn't get a real ball player to do this?
ReplyDelete@ Leofan7 : Thanks so much :D
ReplyDeleteat least the writers and Bolton were self-aware enough to include; "I know what you're thinking... What does Michael Bolton have to do with softball?" in the script.
ReplyDelete@ Leofan7 you brought tears to my eyes
ReplyDeleteand yes he says a good rimjob
video is broken? T_T
ReplyDeleteWHY DOESN"T MY FAV VIDEO WORK?
ReplyDeleteDID BOLTON HIDE IT?
THERE ARE OTHER VERSIONS BUT THEY DONT INCLUDE
"YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH"
Where is the arpeggio and softballin of my life??????