See? The Evangelicals have it all wrong. Instead of Satan driving our children to Pokemon, he's driving them to lay down in front of papier mache boulders.(the child in this case looking like a 40-year-old Mexican man)
Mine eyes hath been opened! I now seeth that religion today is not much different then the religions of yesteryear, with stories of Zeus and Venus, etc. and magic powers, etc. Oh, woe unto me learning this good news. For now hath Satan got mine heart?! INDEED HE DOTH!!!
Being religious is a lot like being in a comic book club. You meet regularly to discuss the story canon, your favorite characters, and read into meanings that aren't really there.
And, on occasion, someone makes a cool movie like this.
So, Satan's a super villian. K. I can grasp that. But he gets his kicks by spinning people and forcing them to cross their eyes at each other? I love the end clip, too; they just can't let to other have the last word!
Man, I have to go back and read the bible. I must have skipped over the part about all those force-lightning battles Jesus had. Not to mention his awesome mustache.
EIT has been at the top of their game the past week. Or would that be the bottom? I've confused myself.
The punch line is that this is actually the last 3 minutes of the movie. The first 87 minutes consist of denim-clad guy wandering around yelling "Satan! Where are you? Satan!"
Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan! (take care now. take it easy. good luck. team.) Satan! Satan? Satan! Satan! (take care now. take it - graagh, raagh, raagh - luck. team.)
I am disappointed there is only one comment on the bitch-slapping a snake scene. That totally took me by surprise. Actually, a lot of things in this video did. I must watch this movie now!
you see obviously religion has wasted enumerable centuries trying to convert people and do good in the world when they should have been training militias and super men to stop evil at the source!
what would a world without satan be like? no booze? no sex, drugs, and rock n roll? would people have the opportunity (or even the inclination) to get down and dirty and a bit misguided at times? would the world be a much more boring place? or would only things like war, murder, rape, and other forms of intentional cruelty be eliminated? a sequel, depicting a world without satan, might be interesting........
Satan!
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His body turned into red painted newspaper after the rock ran him over. Tragic, LMAO
ReplyDeleteSee? The Evangelicals have it all wrong. Instead of Satan driving our children to Pokemon, he's driving them to lay down in front of papier mache boulders.(the child in this case looking like a 40-year-old Mexican man)
ReplyDeleteFinding Satan is almost as hard as finding Jesus. Maybe they both just want to be left alone.
ReplyDeleteTerrible!
ReplyDeleteMine eyes hath been opened! I now seeth that religion today is not much different then the religions of yesteryear, with stories of Zeus and Venus, etc. and magic powers, etc. Oh, woe unto me learning this good news. For now hath Satan got mine heart?! INDEED HE DOTH!!!
ReplyDeleteKA-RAAAZY!!!!
Being religious is a lot like being in a comic book club. You meet regularly to discuss the story canon, your favorite characters, and read into meanings that aren't really there.
ReplyDeleteAnd, on occasion, someone makes a cool movie like this.
The "MST3K" people would be proud of this...as well as riffing up a storm.
ReplyDeleteSo, Satan's a super villian. K. I can grasp that. But he gets his kicks by spinning people and forcing them to cross their eyes at each other? I love the end clip, too; they just can't let to other have the last word!
ReplyDeleteMan, I have to go back and read the bible. I must have skipped over the part about all those force-lightning battles Jesus had. Not to mention his awesome mustache.
ReplyDeleteEIT has been at the top of their game the past week. Or would that be the bottom? I've confused myself.
I imagine that James Cameron had much of his special effects inspired from this film
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ReplyDeleteWheee!!!
ReplyDeleteI screened this last month.
Sooo good.
Never mess with denim and lazer elbows.
Well done D3
:)
I definatly want to go see this movie so far what I got was already a better storyline than avatar.
ReplyDeleteSTARING CONTEST! YeeeAAAAAAHHH!
ReplyDeleteThat'll show Satan!
As Satan was dying, I noticed that he no longer had his awesome 'stache - but the Denim Wizard clearly had his.
ReplyDeleteI assume their powers are related to their moustaches, and they cannot survive without them. Defeat the 'stache, win the battle.
Ok
ReplyDeleteSee ya
Take care.
Well...bye now.
Ok then.
Need a ride?
No. No, I'm cool.
Ok.
Sure?
That was NOT terrible. That was AWESOME. I must see the rest of this movie.
ReplyDeleteThat was the greatest thing I've seen in the 27 years of my life.
ReplyDeleteThe punch line is that this is actually the last 3 minutes of the movie. The first 87 minutes consist of denim-clad guy wandering around yelling "Satan! Where are you? Satan!"
ReplyDeleteSatan? I see Little Richard.
ReplyDeleteWhat just happened?
ReplyDeleteWhat's Count Chocula doing in this flic?
ReplyDeleteI do believe that Iron Man ripped off their "Sidekick" move. No doubt this film has inspired countless other filmmakers.
ReplyDeleteThis is so very much ripe for a remix.
ReplyDeleteSatan! Satan! Satan! Satan!
(take care now. take it easy. good luck. team.)
Satan! Satan? Satan! Satan!
(take care now. take it - graagh, raagh, raagh - luck. team.)
...
AAAAAARGHH
HOLD BACK THAT ROCK
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085792/
ReplyDeleteI am disappointed there is only one comment on the bitch-slapping a snake scene. That totally took me by surprise. Actually, a lot of things in this video did. I must watch this movie now!
ReplyDeletesnake slapper!
ReplyDeleteyou see obviously religion has wasted enumerable centuries trying to convert people and do good in the world when they should have been training militias and super men to stop evil at the source!
ReplyDeleteWhere can I get the full version of this enduring masterpiece?? Please, take any advice!
ReplyDelete"Satan! Come out here! Satan, where are you? Satan! Satan!"
ReplyDeleteI half-expected him to start whistling for Satan like someone trying to find a lost dog.
I saw it finally. It was every bit as terrible as I expected it to be.
ReplyDeleteEvery bit.
what would a world without satan be like? no booze? no sex, drugs, and rock n roll? would people have the opportunity (or even the inclination) to get down and dirty and a bit misguided at times? would the world be a much more boring place? or would only things like war, murder, rape, and other forms of intentional cruelty be eliminated? a sequel, depicting a world without satan, might be interesting........
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