Thursday, April 29, 2010

HACKING IS EASY!



I've never seen the movie Hackers but if it's anything like this tape, I am going to Blockbuster ASAP.
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35 comments:

  1. RyanApril 29, 2010 at 10:53 AM

    This is why I keep a condom over the ethernet port.

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  2. HeatherApril 29, 2010 at 10:59 AM

    What just happened?

    Everyone knows there's no girl hackers. Pshh.

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  3. PWApril 29, 2010 at 11:27 AM

    "I'm gonna get my hands all over your dad."

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  4. DavidApril 29, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    Hackers is like this. Except they have rollerskates. Best movie in the history of movies, kinda

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  5. UnknownApril 29, 2010 at 12:29 PM

    Hackers was great. Hackers 2 with Skeet Ulrich as Kevin Mitnick? God like.

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  6. AnonymousApril 29, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    Clark Kent NOOOOO!!!!

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  7. Renee of the FaeApril 29, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    BAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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  8. AnonymousApril 29, 2010 at 5:13 PM

    This should just be called "An Homage to the Art of Acting."

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  9. cyberbullyApril 29, 2010 at 5:34 PM

    PASSWORD = CORVETTE

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  10. EbelchApril 29, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    Am I the only one who wanted to eat his face?

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  11. AnonymousApril 29, 2010 at 6:54 PM

    My grandma's still dumb enough to fall for these tricks. I need to start charging her for assistance

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  12. AnonymousApril 29, 2010 at 9:04 PM

    So, a password is kind of like a VD, is that what they're telling me?

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  13. Destination A Go-GoApril 29, 2010 at 10:06 PM

    The password is "New England Clam Chowder"

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  14. Roctober ProductionsApril 29, 2010 at 10:56 PM

    The best part about Hackers is that Crash Override, Acid Burn and the rest of the teen Hackers all traverse the world on rollerblades. The 30 year old evil hacker thinks he's cool, but because he uses a skateboard we know he's obsolete, deluded, out of touch, and his plans for world domination will be hack-blocked. Also, I believe the first hacking seen in the movie is Crash vs. Burn in a hack war to see who can control the robot that loads the 3/4" video tapes at a local TV station.

    However, as much as I love that movie, Angelina Jolie's acting in it can't compare to thespians in this video.

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  15. filmscienceApril 30, 2010 at 12:21 AM

    I know this is supposed to be about computer hacking but as this creepy little douche spoke, all I heard was:

    "I'm going to get into your sister. I'm going to get my hands on your daughter."

    He made hacking all rape-y.

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  16. AnonymousApril 30, 2010 at 3:50 AM

    HACK THE GIBSON

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  17. randomgadgetApril 30, 2010 at 7:13 AM

    I'm going to need an m&m dispenser, a nerf gun and some soda, lots of soda

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  18. Samantha KingApril 30, 2010 at 7:12 PM

    I'd tap that.

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  19. Nicol3April 30, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    The strange thing is.. I'd hit it too.

    ...With a hammer

    WORD VERIFICATION: LIP SYNC

    Mmm. Dirty.

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  20. Stereo StationsMay 1, 2010 at 2:46 PM

    HACK THE PLANET!!!

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  21. brndnMay 1, 2010 at 4:42 PM

    Isn't that Matt Damon?

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  22. UnknownMay 3, 2010 at 11:47 AM

    Mr. Hacker suffers from major rapey-face.

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  23. ForjazMay 3, 2010 at 4:45 PM

    Yep, he's gonna get his hand over something but I'm sure it's not some system as he says !! MHUAAHAHAHA !!

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  24. AnonymousMay 5, 2010 at 2:59 PM

    OMG my password IS "password," how did they know????

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  25. Gil BrooksMay 10, 2010 at 9:24 PM

    HA! They actually used this video (the full version) for training at one of my old jobs! Amazing.

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  26. Lee WMay 10, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    Blink, man! Blink!!! Can hackers not blink?!

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  27. AnonymousMay 14, 2010 at 11:20 PM

    oh..he can put his hands all over my data!

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  28. ChrisMay 20, 2010 at 9:42 PM

    The Movie Hackers is actually pretty good. I have watched it a couple times. Id'e fuck Acid Burn anyday :)

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  29. MangraaMay 24, 2010 at 5:29 AM

    Where the hell is this from? Some company tape they show to idiots in the mid 1990s?

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  30. John ZakMay 28, 2010 at 3:09 AM

    "Have a good day. DON'T do THIS."

    Oh boy. But yeah I agree with others, Hackers is awesome and I now have a need to watch it again. Verification: Snorize. (I typed in snorlax instead)

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  31. UnknownMay 29, 2010 at 3:34 PM

    how much forehead do you need goddamn

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  32. ChrisMay 29, 2010 at 11:51 PM

    Oh crap, not that stupid mid-90's Leo DiCaprio haircut again! I hated it back then, and I hate it now. I'd have a mullet before that abomination!

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  33. AnonymousJuly 7, 2010 at 12:46 AM

    I would seriously love to watch this entire, unedited video because it looks so awesome. Reminds me of the techniques taught in "Secrets Of A Super Hacker" that I bought from B&N when I was like 12. My mom made me PROMISE I wouldn't try anything in the book, that I'd only read it. Damn, my mom is awesome.

    If anyone can link to the full video I'd be super pumped to watch it!

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  34. UnknownMarch 31, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Where does this come from? I want to see AL OF IT!

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  35. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2012 at 9:55 AM

    My password is

    pAssword1234

    You can tell I'm a pro because I use upper case AND lower case letters AND numbers in my password.

    If you're looking for a n00b to hack, keep looking because I'm too hot to handle.

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