Monday, January 04, 2010

CONFUSE YOURSELF WITH MAGIC

If regular card games aren't confusing enough for you, try Magic!



Got it? No? These guys did, and now they are on ESPN2! I bet you've never been on ESPN2. Loser.

15 comments:

  1. Was that mustard man in the BG of the first video?

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  2. The announcer in the first video has no choice but to kill himself in order to regain his honor.

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  3. I recall seeing this on ESPN and thinking they had really run out of "sports" to show. It was sad when Cheap Seats never obtained the rights to this before being canceled.

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  4. Wasn't that announcer from the first video on Bill Nye all the time? Come to think of it, that zzzzhhhp sound at around 0:26 was very Bill Nye, too. I wonder if there is a connection . . .

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  5. thought I saw someone masturbating in the back row at the end of that crowd shot...

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  6. That first instructional clip makes the Omar Shariff Bridge video look like instruction for playing War!

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  7. You did see someone masturbating in the back. Who in their right mind wouldn't fap to a Moon Sprite?

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  8. i can't believe they found announcers for this.

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  9. Winner gets to lose his virginity!

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  10. I played this game when I was younger, and I can assure you that the above comment is untrue.

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  11. @shodan you are my fuckin hero.

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  12. The announcer in the first video is Pat Cashman from Almost Live a Seattle TV show where Bill Nye became famous.

    Now he does local ads for a mexican restaurant chain called Taco Time

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  13. The "other thing" is Breathstealer. Just sayin'... :D

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