Friday, December 04, 2009

MILK IS SWEET, BRO!!!

I was all "fuck milk, that stuff's for losers", but this video really showed me the error of my ways. Milk is what makes Joey Lawrence so dreamy.

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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 4, 2009 at 7:14 AM

    I had no idea Gary Busey was so into milking cows.

    Wait a minute...yes I did.

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  2. UnknownDecember 4, 2009 at 8:20 AM

    There's something I don't miss about the early/mid 90s. Everyone rapping.

    It didn't seem to matter what you were doing or where you were going, there was always a high likely hood someone was going to break out into a poorly executed rap routine.

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  3. SunnyDecember 4, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    Look at how carelessly he throws the milk cartons on top of the other groceries.

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  4. Some TaurenDecember 4, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    That poor cow.

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  5. therandomizerDecember 4, 2009 at 10:45 AM

    I don't know if I'd want to eat grass all day, but I definitely want to smoke grass all day!

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  6. AnonymousDecember 4, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    They missed the part where the steroids get injected into the cow.

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  7. HeatherDecember 4, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    Consider my mind blown. The pump and cool song is now my new breastfeeding anthem.

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  8. negrofrankensteinDecember 4, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Remember, before they were "mom jeans" they were a teen girl thing.

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  9. AnonymousDecember 4, 2009 at 8:57 PM

    now I want yogurt

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  10. Friend of the PredigtamtDecember 4, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    This clip lacks realism...no, not the magic portal in the dairy section. These teens would be holding their noses and avoiding the cow pies.

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  11. AnonymousDecember 5, 2009 at 5:41 AM

    Was this Eazy E in his younger years?

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  12. AnonymousDecember 5, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    This video needs Gary Busey, butthorns.

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  13. AnonymousDecember 5, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    2:16 I see Joey Lawrence!

    WHOA!!!

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  14. AdamDecember 6, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    I should e-mail this to my vegan friend. He has been missing out on the benefits of milk for a long time now.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 6, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    a) i love the mom jeans
    b) the hair nets are super hot
    c) i wish my grocery store opened up to grass plain full of cows.

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  16. ZZDecember 6, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    I remember in Kindergarten ('92/'93), we were shown a fairly hip video about using the plastic pouches of milk we got in the cafeteria.

    If ANYBODY has that video, that'd make my month.

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  17. Samantha KingDecember 7, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    An assemblage of people rappin' about the superiority of their product? Looks as though this was cut from the same cloth as our beloved "Koss" rapfomercial.

    Doooooooooo eeeeeeeeeit!

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  18. MartyDecember 9, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    When do we ge to see the cool and rad video they made after this one where they slaughter the old dairy cows and make hamburger out of them?

    "You're too old, get off the street, now you're just a piece of meat!!"

    Bustin'!

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  19. AndrewDecember 10, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    They forgot to show the part where they pump the cows full of hormones. Or maybe that's what the "Pump it" part was about in their first song.

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  20. SOOPAfeeenDecember 10, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    Someone needs to take these kids to the slaughterhouse

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  21. Mysterious BillDecember 11, 2009 at 5:00 AM

    Climb on through this display of cold-cuts, and let me show you!

    How is the store manager not aware of this magic portal in the middle of his store?

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  22. AnonymousDecember 13, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    .... omfg. I remember watching this in school when I was a kid. It's just as ridiculous now as it was then. xD

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