I wonder if Gerald McRaney taught gun shooting to Delta Burke? In fact, the whole thing had a "Designing Women" feel to it, right down the the Julia Sugerbaker shoulder pads and pink pastel lipsticks. After all, a girl has to look fashionable!
You would think that after she heard the noise outside her window, she wouldve called the cops instead of deciding to learn how to blow some bozo into next week, but hey I guess thats why they show this video at all the PTA meetings in Texas.
My girlfriend and I were happy as far I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When her cousin died in a tragic car accident she went to her family in Mexico for a week. I couldn't go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. She did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let her be. The next thing I knew, she reconnected with an old friend from high school that she had a crush on years back and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until she came back from Mexico. She proceeded to see this old friend and I caught her and her old friend one night hugging each other. I confronted her and she told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about few months of no contact with her I became sad. I wanted her to tell me she wanted to be with me and not her old friend. I was really worried and didn't now what to do bout it, until one day i saw an advert on e internet about how a Dr saved a crumbling marriage, an i was really excited and i contacted the Dr for a love spell, his name is Dr Ewan and this is email address COVENANTSOLUTIONTEMPE@GMAIL.COM,he told me to do some things and i did it, he told me not t worry that my lover will e back to me in less than 6 hours. I thought it was a joke when she called me and told me that she is really sorry for everything that has happened in the past. I was filled with joy, Dr Ewan truly helped me and brought my lover back to me withing the space of 6 hours, he was able to get her to miss me, she wanted us to get back together again. She had lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in generally. she cherish our relationship so much more now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of Dr.Ewan contact him through whats-app +2349057353987 his email: covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com. Thank you Dr am grateful.
5 years ago I had warts, I was treated with some liquid applied to the warts they continued to grow and spread... The next 2 doctors did laser surgery to remove them. 1 year after the surgery, they grew back close to where the 1st ones were' so I was finally told it was hpv. I have had it for very long time, I contract it from my cheated boyfriend and I found out he was also infected and I end up the relationship between us. the warts was so embarrasses because it started spreading all over I have be dealing with this things for very long time the last treatment I take was About 2 years ago I applied natural treatment from Dr onokun herbal cure, a week after applying the treatment all the warts was gone. it's now 2 years and some months I don't have single wart or any symptoms of hpv. wow"" it's great, Dr onokun has finally cured me. Anyone living with hpv contact Dr onokun for natural treatment. His email address: dronokunherbalcure@gmail.com
All I can think of are lewd innuendos about her handling MY gun...
ReplyDeleteWait, women can like shopping AND shooting things? Duuuuude.
ReplyDeleteHey, it's Simon & Simon star, Gerald McRaney! How you been Gerald?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Gerald McRaney taught gun shooting to Delta Burke? In fact, the whole thing had a "Designing Women" feel to it, right down the the Julia Sugerbaker shoulder pads and pink pastel lipsticks. After all, a girl has to look fashionable!
ReplyDeleteI knew that FMJ bullet would lead us to the Beverly Hills Gun Club. I suspect Chief Bogamil's shooter is that leggy blonde at the end of the video.
ReplyDeleteso terrible i couldnt make it past 45 seconds...
ReplyDeleteLove the quasi-porn tune. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to, well, you know the rest!
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ReplyDeleteWonder if the pink bits of brains and red squirts will harmonize with her yellow scarf - a potential no-go, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteAre full moons becoming an EIT staple?
ReplyDeletei like how the neighbor's first response isn't to rush over and help, but to ask, "don't you own a gun?" take care of it yourself lol
ReplyDeleteShe's correct to be afraid at the shooting range; some marksmen greet each other with a single gunshot to the wrist or to the shin.
ReplyDeleteWith Obama's Ammo taxes, the shooting is more expensive than the shopping.
ReplyDeletejust found about this blog
ReplyDeletebest thing that ever happened
ever
"And if we bring the guns shopping we don't have to pay. Life is so interesting once i get outside of my kitchen."
ReplyDeleteHandgun? Sidearm? Revolver? Whoa, slow down! My woman brain can't handle all this technical talk!
ReplyDeleteShe was SOOOOO hot as the sexy MILF in "Valley Girl"!!
ReplyDeleteas a woman
ReplyDeletei would never shoot in a yellow scarf
instead i would wear a choker with a glorious clip
gender equality lol
ReplyDeleteI shouted out "NOOOOOOOO!" when he held out the pistol.
ReplyDeleteI thought for real, he was going to shoot her at any moment.
I love the intro and the little bedazzled "bling!" to appropriately feminize the title.
ReplyDeleteYou would think that after she heard the noise outside her window, she wouldve called the cops instead of deciding to learn how to blow some bozo into next week, but hey I guess thats why they show this video at all the PTA meetings in Texas.
ReplyDeleteYou should call the cops instead of trying to defend yourself because help is only 5 minutes away.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure her hair is bulletproof.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least she'll be set when the Zombie Apocalypse comes...ya' gotta shoot them in the HEAD!
ReplyDeleteit doesn't get much more arousing than that, i tell you hawhat!
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend and I were happy as far I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When her cousin died in a tragic car accident she went to her family in Mexico for a week. I couldn't go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. She did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let her be. The next thing I knew, she reconnected with an old friend from high school that she had a crush on years back and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until she came back from Mexico. She proceeded to see this old friend and I caught her and her old friend one night hugging each other. I confronted her and she told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about few months of no contact with her I became sad. I wanted her to tell me she wanted to be with me and not her old friend. I was really worried and didn't now what to do bout it, until one day i saw an advert on e internet about how a Dr saved a crumbling marriage, an i was really excited and i contacted the Dr for a love spell, his name is Dr Ewan and this is email address COVENANTSOLUTIONTEMPE@GMAIL.COM,he told me to do some things and i did it, he told me not t worry that my lover will e back to me in less than 6 hours. I thought it was a joke when she called me and told me that she is really sorry for everything that has happened in the past. I was filled with joy, Dr Ewan truly helped me and brought my lover back to me withing the space of 6 hours, he was able to get her to miss me, she wanted us to get back together again. She had lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in generally. she cherish our relationship so much more now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of Dr.Ewan contact him through whats-app +2349057353987 his email: covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com. Thank you Dr am grateful.
ReplyDelete5 years ago I had warts, I was treated with some liquid applied to the warts they continued to grow and spread... The next 2 doctors did laser surgery to remove them. 1 year after the surgery, they grew back close to where the 1st ones were' so I was finally told it was hpv. I have had it for very long time, I contract it from my cheated boyfriend and I found out he was also infected and I end up the relationship between us. the warts was so embarrasses because it started spreading all over I have be dealing with this things for very long time the last treatment I take was About 2 years ago I applied natural treatment from Dr onokun herbal cure, a week after applying the treatment all the warts was gone. it's now 2 years and some months I don't have single wart or any symptoms of hpv. wow"" it's great, Dr onokun has finally cured me. Anyone living with hpv contact Dr onokun for natural treatment.
ReplyDeleteHis email address: dronokunherbalcure@gmail.com