Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

THE BATTLE OF BEV!

The elderly harness the power of horses n' magic to defeat the evil doughnut pastry! The battle will be slow paced yet neon, which is nice.

Monday, May 25, 2009

TRUSTER

Put your paranoid fantasies to the test with Truster!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

IT'S ALMOST HERE!!!



BE PREPARED FOR THE TRUTH!!!

--- Available June 20th on VHS, Betamax, and Video 2000! ---




Monday, May 18, 2009

WWJDIHWOICD?

That Zeke Zimbinski is a total dreamboat.

Friday, May 15, 2009

A PRINCESS PARTY

Follow the Princess Gwendolyn and her dog, Peeper, through the Magic Door of Wishes and Dreams and down the Pretty Pink Pathway into a terribly sad reality of gender role identification and cake.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

WHAT IS FILM?


Time travel ain't no thing. You just need the right equipment.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

P.A.C.T.

Finally we can all stop feeling guilty about enjoying our favorite chimp torture films!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

JESUS DIED FOR YOUR DONUTS

Your life is like a donut, and you fill it with Jesus? Wait, no. Jesus is the donut, and sin is the hole? Who knows, and who cares, all I can say is that when the 'Donut Man' tries to convert you to Christianity with a song, run.



Honestly, Donut Man, Jesus died on the cross and this is how you spread his word? The only purpose a Jesus-freak-breadloaf with bad puns has is to scare stoners, and the rest of the whole tape reeked of that sort of desperate brainwashing. I know it's easy to knock this whole genre, but in the end that mustache clinches it: You sir, are a Creepasaurus Rex.

Monday, May 11, 2009

COCK BLOCKIN' ROCK IS POSITIVELY RADICAL!

Are you tired of Christian music that's boring and promotes urban strife? Then Z Music is for you.



Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

WHO AM I NOW?


What you are going through is totally natural, and totally terrible.

Monday, May 04, 2009

I DO, I GUESS...

The perfect wedding is a delightful souffle of denial, ego, and daddy issues. Ladies, if you do not daydream about this exact scenario something is wrong with you.