Monday, May 11, 2009

COCK BLOCKIN' ROCK IS POSITIVELY RADICAL!

Are you tired of Christian music that's boring and promotes urban strife? Then Z Music is for you.



Remember, teens, condoms only work 85% of the time and when they fail, you are stuck with either God's most precious miracle or AIDS.

25 comments:

  1. You guys are back with good material. Everything is Terrible! Everything is Terrible! Everything is Terrrrrrrrrrrrrrible!

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  2. Hahah, say what you want about the video, that is an awesome song! :-D

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  3. for a second I thought it said MATTHEW Sweet, and I was going to get confused and upset. But that's not Matthew Sweet.

    But I'm pretty sure that IS Reese Witherspoon as Tracy Flick.

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  4. wow. you folks have done it again.

    yet another video so bad i couldnt make it to the ending.

    great job!

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  5. I like how the couple in the car never really make-out because that would be ungodly.

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  6. Ha, ha, God get's dumped and left on the road.

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  7. Good thing that hair band was right there to prevent a teen pregnancy.

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  8. i think our mutual friend's thumb-and-forefinger gesture at 1:35 says it all.

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  9. Curse that seductive temptress with her wily ways and her fancy car and her shiny shiny condom packets! Curse her with all the infinite love of Christ!

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  10. If there ain't no safe way any more, I'll have to travel a lot further to buy groceries.

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  11. Oh, those teenage girls are always pressuring their reluctant boyfriends for sex!

    Wait, what??

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  12. I wish it was that easy for me in high school. She's practically raping that poor boy. I think he's afraid of getting a bad rep for doing chubby girls.

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  13. "Highhhh - way - to - the - DANGER ZONE!"

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  14. It just goes to show, Rock and Roll is a tool of propaganda!

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  15. I was pleasantly surprised that it was a filthy temptress vs. a roided up football player trying to get laid.

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  16. Matthew Sweets solo stuff is even better than his Stryper material!

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  17. That dude seems positively stoked about NOT having sex... He rocks out like the threat of AIDS and unwanted pregnancies is a good thing.

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  18. Where the heck were all these horny blonde chicks with condoms when I was in high school? LOL.

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  19. PRIVATE VIDEOS ARE A SIN!

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  20. THOSE DAMNED SCHOOLS!

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  21. Seems to me that by the look on the young man's face at about the 15-20 second mark that he already shot his wad and is using abstinance as an excuse to cover his ass. And being the scoundrel that I am, I would do the exact same thing. Nice recovery there, slick...

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  22. Hey, Michael Sweet, where are your other RAD TO THE MAX videos about Old Testament law? I've looked all over YouTube for your song "Eat Shrimp and Die", but I can't find it.

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  23. It's true! I haven't seen a Safeway in ages, they're all Morrison's round here.

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  24. Totally saw that video in middle school. Any chance you got your hands on "Young Boy, Young Girl"? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgcI1Y3pZqs

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