HUNK WEEK: 3-MINUTE CAMPUS MAN!

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HUNK WEEK: REAL AMERICANS

You're not a real man unless you've ripped your shirt in sexy anger in front of a webcam. Gaze in awe as these dudes bust their button-downs in a triumphant display of hypermasculinity and homoeroticism. Brought to you by Loose Meat.

Catch the EIT! Legends tour tonight at Graveface Records in Savannah, GA. Get tix here: http://tinyurl.com/o4etzch

THE MIND OF A MGTOW

WE'RE ON TOUR! Catch us in Jacksonville, FL TONIGHT @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW)

TOMORROW! See us in Savannah, GA @Graveface Records (BUY HERE!)

HUNKS JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME, LADIES

Skip the gym and join us for the EIT Legends Tour! 2/24 - Orlando, FL @ Will's Pub

MUSCLE MOTION

Make sure to properly stretch those hunky muscles before jogging down to the EiT LEGENDS TOUR! 2/23 - Mobile, Al @ Crescent Theater (BUY NOW)

TOUR STARTS TODAY!

2/20 - Denton, TX @ Campus Theatre (BUY NOW)

2/21 - Austin, TX @ Marchesa Hall (BUY NOW)

2/22 - Houston, TX @ Aurora Picture Show (BUY NOW)

2/23 - Mobile, AL @ Crescent Theater (BUY NOW)

2/24 - Orlando, FL @ Will’s Pub (BUY NOW)

2/25 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW)

2/26 - Savannah, GA @Graveface Records (BUY NOW)

2/27 - Asheville, NC @ The Mothlight (FREE)

2/28 - Athens, GA @ Cine Cinema (BUY NOW)

3/1 - Knoxville, TN @ Pilot Light (BUY NOW)

3/2 - Atlanta, GA @ Mammal Gallery (BUY NOW)

3/3 - Chattanooga, TN @ Sluggos Vegetarian Cafe (BUY NOW)

3/4 - Jackson, MS @ Hal and Mal's

3/5 - Tulsa, OK @ Circle Cinema (BUY NOW)

3/6 - Dallas, TX @ Texas Theatre (BUY NOW)

3/11 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily (BUY NOW)

3-minute T-FORCE

Video courtesy of BrEAD HaSt!

Our tour starts tomorrow in Denton at Campus Theatre at 11pm!!! Be there!!!!

ATLAS SHRUGGED PART III: WHO IS JOHN GALT?

Deeper Understanding rationally and selfishly presents the final chapter in the Atlas Shrugged trilogy.

Trade value for value and catch up with Part 1 here: http://youtu.be/DvmkIrspKCM and Part 2 here: http://youtu.be/Ynb0DQDCYMk!

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS TERRIBLE

Just a few more days until our tour starts! Did you get your tickets yet?! GET EM HERE!

New 3-disk, best-of DVD will be on sale 2/24!!!!

THE MAGIC OF PIXIE DUST

TOUR STARTS IN LESS THAN 1 WEEK!!!

2/20 - Denton, TX @ Campus Theatre (BUY NOW)

2/21 - Austin, TX @ Marchesa Hall (BUY NOW)

2/22 - Houston, TX @ Aurora Picture Show (BUY NOW)

2/23 - Mobile, AL @ Crescent Theater (BUY NOW)

2/24 - Orlando, FL @ Will’s Pub (BUY NOW)

2/25 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW)

2/26 - Savannah, GA @Graveface Records (BUY NOW)

2/27 - Asheville, NC @ The Mothlight (FREE)

2/28 - Athens, GA @ Cine Cinema (BUY NOW)

3/1 - Knoxville, TN @ Pilot Light (BUY NOW)

3/2 - Atlanta, GA @ Mammal Gallery (BUY NOW)

3/3 - Chattanooga, TN @ Sluggos Vegetarian Cafe (BUY NOW)

3/4 - Jackson, MS @ Hal and Mal's

3/5 - Tulsa, OK @ Circle Cinema (BUY NOW)

3/6 - Dallas, TX @ Texas Theatre (BUY NOW)

3/11 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily (BUY NOW)

And our new 3-disk, best-of DVD is on sale 2/24!!! SLAM!

MEMORY HOLE: VALENTINES DAY

BECAUSE IT'S IN THE BIBLE!

Tickets for our Knoxville show on 3/1 are available NOW! GRAB EM HERE!

Our new 3-disc, EIT Legends DVD on sale 2/24!

LEARN MOUTH CALLIN'

Tickets are on sale now for our Knoxville show on 3/1!!! GET EM HERE!

And don't forget our new 3-disk, best-of DVD is on sale 2/24!!!! Woop Woop!

LOST HIGHWAY, FOUND FOOTAGE

Unearthed from the bowels of David Lynch's quinoa pantry, Loose Meat have obtained the original Luna Lounge scene from "Lost Highway," complete with original audio in tact! Music by Bill Paxton.

MEAN GENE!

NEW 3-DISK, BEST-OF DVD ON SALE 2/24!!!!!

ON TOUR 2/20!!!!!!!! Tickets for our 2/28 Athens, GA show are now on sale! GET EM HERE!!

THE BEST OF EIT! DVD & TOUR!!!

Look at this thing! LOOK AT IT! 16 hours! 3 disks! 7 years of EIT!'s best shorts together at last! The thing is fucking heavy! On sale at http://everythingisterrible.blogspot.com/p/store.html on 2/24 or get it cheaper at one of our live shows:

2/20 - Denton, TX @ Campus Theatre (BUY NOW)

2/21 - Austin, TX @ Marchesa Hall (BUY NOW)

2/22 - Houston, TX @ Aurora Picture Show (BUY NOW)

2/23 - Mobile, AL @ Crescent Theater (BUY NOW)

2/24 - Orlando, FL @ Will’s Pub (BUY NOW)

2/25 - Jacksonville, FL @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW)

2/26 - Savannah, GA @Graveface Records (BUY NOW)

2/27 - Asheville, NC @ The Mothlight (FREE)

2/28 - Athens, GA @ Cine Cinema

3/1 - Knoxville, TN @ Pilot Light

3/2 - Atlanta, GA @ Mammal Gallery (BUY NOW)

3/3 - Chattanooga, TN @ Sluggos Vegetarian Cafe (BUY NOW)

3/4 - Jackson, MS @ Hal and Mal's

3/5 - Tulsa, OK @ Circle Cinema (BUY NOW)

3/6 - Dallas, TX @ Texas Theatre (BUY NOW)

3/11 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily (BUY NOW)

MEMORY HOLE: FACIAL BALLET

Don't forget! New EIT! 3-disk DVD set out 2/24! On tour 2/20! Jacksonville, tickets are on sale now!

DUMMIES DON'T TAKE DRUGS!

1.5-MINUTE CYBERCITY

HUNK WEEK IS COMING FOR YOU!

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