ONLY C-3PO CAN JUDGE ME

Even the fictional character of C-P3O is telling you this is a low point in his career.



Bonus!


Oh yeah!  This fall, Everything Is Terrible! does the Hip-Hop!  New DVD and tour! Stay tuned for details!

BIKES HAVE WHEELS

From the movie "The Paper Brigade" and the album "Short Death" from Country Death and Short Pockets.

PERSONAL SAFETY CREEPS

COMMODORE GILGAMESH MAKES MUSIK!

FUCKIN' MEN

3-MINUTE NINJA WARS

CRITTER HEAVEN!

3-MINUTE CYBER SEDUCTION!

This kid also sucks down Monster energy drinks like water throughout the entire movie, but no one seems to have a problem with that.



Chicago! Come watch the rest of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life with us TONIGHT at 8pm at Lincoln Hall with live commentary by the hilarious Megan Gailey, Marty DeRosa and Dan Friesen!

HARNESS THE POWER OF YOUR MIND!

DELLA REESE GLASS SAFETY PSA

Be safe this summer!

VAPORIZE IT

And we're playing the unbelievable GETEVEN tomorrow at Cinefamily!  Get tickets here!

A DANGEROUS PLACE, PART ! THE EXPOSITIONING!!!

The best way to describe this movie is "Karate Kid"/"Kickboxer" with Dick Van Patten as the Princi-pal. Finally, two movies that are very already very similar -- combined! With Dick Van Patten! Fair warning: this Part is pretty dark... the Series really lightens up once Corey Feldman is introduced as the antagonist. (Spoiler Alert!)

GET RICH QUICK, STUPID

THE FUCKING WEATHER MAN: A CASE STUDY

Just... fuck. Whatever.

Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!

3 MINUTE THINKIN' BIG

CAPTURED!

"It's CARMAGEDDON!" --the misleading alternate tag-line that was a large part of why this video purchase was made.

STAGE MOM FRIGHT

If you ever see this kid on the street, DO NOT make eye contact with him or ask him about this video. The poor guy has suffered enough.

3 MINUTE GLITCH!