Friday, April 19, 2013

RAPPIN' PUPPETS!

Not sure how to spend the weekend?  Take Lenny's advice!  Run away from home. Meet a pusher-snake who works for Death. Let that snake introduce you to some cool rapping cats. Watch one die from a crack attack. Spread the word. The end.



10 comments:

  1. Just gotta remember to pass that crack joint to the left, muchacho

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  2. "Stoned. Spaced. Docta Feeeeeelgood" is my new catchphrase.

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  3. OK...listen. My fellow white people: you do not need to rhyme when you rap. You don't. It is not a compulsory thing. I'm not sure why we grabbed onto the rhyming thing. Maybe it was Blondie and then the 1985 Chicago Bears; I don't know.

    --Sgt. Jabs, Royal Anon's...

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  4. All of those puppets have accents but I can't identify any of them. At first I thought Lenny the Lion was British, but then he became southern.

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  5. So remember kids, stay away from cities! They're dirty and people do drugs! God knows nobody does drugs in the country...

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  6. Move over Jim Henson Studios.

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  8. "Crack Attack" hit the top 40, but their follow up, "Need 4 Weed" was less successful

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  9. Wow...after hearing that funky fresh rap, I totally wanna try crack now.

    "It's a crack attack!
    A crack attack!
    A crack attack!"

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