This is what white people think rap is supposed to sound like.
I find it disturbing that none of the children noticed the human hand trying to signal for help from the "Plastic" recycling bin. The bin obviously consumed a human who has been stuck in there for who knows how long. The poor bastard thought, "FINALLY!! I can use this plate to signal for help!!" But no one noticed it. They just let the partially regurgitated human settle right back in to the beast's gut.
Looks like Duane's got some competition!
ReplyDeleteRecycle Michael is the best cult leader name ever.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit, i hate when "cool" white liberals get access to public television with their show ideas.
ReplyDeleteThis is what white people think rap is supposed to sound like.
ReplyDeleteI find it disturbing that none of the children noticed the human hand trying to signal for help from the "Plastic" recycling bin. The bin obviously consumed a human who has been stuck in there for who knows how long. The poor bastard thought, "FINALLY!! I can use this plate to signal for help!!" But no one noticed it. They just let the partially regurgitated human settle right back in to the beast's gut.
--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...
Gah. All of that had a fever dream quality that I can't imagine kids responded positively to. It's hard to make something that nightmarish on purpose.
ReplyDeleteDamn, that choreography is terrible.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most 90s thing ever.
ReplyDeleteGod, I would have been a nervous wreck if every day of skool was that kool all the time.
ReplyDeleteShouldn't school entail some measure of actual learning... and no, learning to be "cool" doesn't count.
ReplyDeleteKeri La Grand is the cute
ReplyDeleteteacher, want to see MoaR of her but the googles do nothing...
'Cos good teachers always wear belly shirts to work.
ReplyDeleteReycle water? Are they encouraging the kids to pee in the recycling containers? I guess every little bit helps.
ReplyDeleteDonnie Darko's Frank wishes he was as terrifying as Recycle Michael.
ReplyDeleterecichael mycle
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