*BONUS BOREDOM*
What's that? You're still not even that bored and you need your day to go even slower?
Question all meaning and the value of time as you stare into a sea of infinite vagueness. I'm really not sure at all, but I think Maharaji is either trying to 1)start a cult or 2)help people set up their internet for the first time.
I would have to say he's telling you how to start up your own chain of convenient stores.
ReplyDeleteThat little girl has sign holder road construction worker written all over her.
ReplyDeleteMore of cult guy please! He sure does like to say "again" a lot. Good for him.
ReplyDeleteOh God, this brings back memories. My mother used to follow an Indian guru. Can't remember the name (it was a woman) but she used to hold endless "seminars" like this one. My mom dragged me to one of her talks and it was three hours of vague crap about how she could help everyone change their lives. After three hours sitting on a metal folding chair in a hot room packed with about 100 of her followers, I finally had enough and snuck out a back door.
ReplyDeleteThere sure were a lot of people in that Maharaji's seminar...wonder how much they each paid? I wonder if I can do that...let's see...
ReplyDelete"I am a helper of you, I can help you envision your many keys of knowledge and wonder, bringing about your beautiful inner self"
Damn! This crap is easy! I'm a guru!
New Age Self-Help Inspiration sure keeps getting more and more boring over the years
ReplyDeleteI can't believe that guy said "backhoe" to that young girl. The PC term is "woman who prefers an alternate type of sex".
ReplyDeleteEIT, you have really outdone yourself here. These are ecstatically boring! Always love that you equally celebrate new agers.
ReplyDeleteWhat is knowledge? I don't know. Get a job you like and have some kids and stop thinking, dammit. Don't get me started on books...
ReplyDeleteBoring Week? Where's the supercut of the worst of NBC's Deception? *zing!*
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