It's not a spray-on beard...sadly, it is a heavily dyed beard...on a heavily dyed old butch queen...trying to be serious. He was more fun with is "open up your a@@, boy!!" banter...so late 80's...LOL!!
I was definitely not aroused during video, and I will definitely not be sending in my response video dressed like a unicorn in a onesy with spinners up my pooper. Definitely probably not gonna do that. I did it.
Oh MY!
ReplyDeleteIs that a spray on beard?
ReplyDeleteYou'll be hearing from my lawyer, This Is Terrible.
ReplyDeleteDo you know what it's like to be eye- fucked by an animal?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, yes, now I do.
These al-Qaeda recruitment videos have gotten kind of weird. What demographic are they going for here?
ReplyDelete--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's
What is this from?!?!
ReplyDeleteI will say he, does have nice teeth. But I guess most horses do.
ReplyDeleteI thought the prisions were all overcrowded??
ReplyDeleteStryker? I hardly know him, but I think this is his volunteer work for the Scared Straight! program.
ReplyDeleteThis is who Jerry Sandusky was greeted by when he entered prison.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the 900 number?
ReplyDeleteThis really is Terrible. But if I ever get to thinking about becoming gay, I know right were my starter-porn can be found.
ReplyDeleteIt became even more uncomfortable when I realized that he looks kind of like Dan Harmon.
ReplyDeleteaw, he didn't bring his executive model penis pump this time
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did I just watch...
ReplyDeleteI feel violated.
ReplyDeleteImma go cry in the shower now, ok?
Fortunately I know better than to trust your "SFW" judgement...
ReplyDeleteFirst minute or so, I was thinking of shaving my goatee. Last minute or so, I was thinking "Hmmm, maybe totally hetero isn't a bad idea".
ReplyDeleteBeary Christmas to meeee, thank you EIT!
ReplyDeleteWait, what?
ReplyDeleteIt's not a spray-on beard...sadly, it is a heavily dyed beard...on a heavily dyed old butch queen...trying to be serious. He was more fun with is "open up your a@@, boy!!" banter...so late 80's...LOL!!
ReplyDeleteChild, that was just "so beyond". He ain't no Meryl Streep that's fur sho! :)
ReplyDeleteI was definitely not aroused during video, and I will definitely not be sending in my response video dressed like a unicorn in a onesy with spinners up my pooper. Definitely probably not gonna do that. I did it.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what that was,but the man still looks dam hot for 52.
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