Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Ben O'Brien, one of geniuses at Showbeast and Wham City, made this amazing ff video outta underwater scenes! Way cool!
And! I can't believe I never posted this before! A year or so ago, your favorite Commodore was on The People's Court defending my rights as a standup comedian!
All the jokes used were stolen without permission from this tape!
It is the will of Manos that I do your routine!
ReplyDeleteWhat? No Man from Atlantis? Still, very cool clip...
ReplyDeleteAnd, Commodore! You are as cute as a bug's ear! I must admit, your ex was kinda cute too, in an oily weasel sort of way. But anyone who steals jokes and kicks dogs is a filthy bit of scum.
Damn! What an ugly little bit of misogyny there at the end! I notice funny-man Nick didn't have the balls to tell that 'joke' to the judge.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I hear the none other than Robin Williams is one of those notorious joke-thieves.
No one would blame you for giving the second clip the 'Creep' tag.
ReplyDeleteYou guys, I'm pretty sure that Commodore is the defendant, in which case...this is all an act? (heh-heh?) Otherwise, why would he post this?
ReplyDeleteAnyway, be civil and keep the greasy weasel comments to yourselves.
That second video is a gag, right? It has to be.
ReplyDeleteI can't relate to either of the characters. The female is too charismatic - I don't know her, why do I trust her? I'm sorry, it makes me suspicious. The male, he is acting a play for - who is the audience? It'll be ok.
ReplyDeletegod, please tell me Commodore is the girl. that guy's joke at the end was not okay
ReplyDeleteThey're both in on it, Jesus people calm the fuck down. The Gaddaffi bit comes from that "horrible joke" tape that they posted a while back.
ReplyDeleteThat underwater love BS was almost perfect but it forgot the shark and zombie love affair from Zombi. Click my name for the link per usual, for a deeper understanding.
ReplyDeleteI gotta level with you guys. I've never been so disappointed in all of you. I feel so misunderstood. Waaaaaaaaaaaaa! I'm a baby!
ReplyDeleteNick and Nora Variety Hour.
ReplyDeleteIT'S FAKE.
Now you've upset the Commodore. He's sad and crying because you dummies think he's a sexist dog kicker.
I don't think this was meant for us. Its not fake its telling a story. Myself, I think the problem comes when we live in out stories about what is happening instead of facing what we see. Eventually the two grow so far apart that is has to be faced, and the adjustment is all the more painful. But better with time.
ReplyDeleteSorry Gilgamesh, but the video really makes little sense without context.
ReplyDeleteThe People's Court video is hilarious. Guys, its not real. Hah, listen to what he says at the end. I seriously doubt the case was real either. Did you see homegirl's leopard skirt as she walked away?
ReplyDelete"There's two ways to reason with women; here's one, here's the other. Right? Who's with me?"
ReplyDeletePearls before swine.
Hilarious joke at the end, everyone who thinks otherwise is a silly billy.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, Commodore, we still love you, even if you are a sexist dogkicker *BIG INCONSPICUOUS WINKY FACE*
ReplyDeletea- who knew commodore was such a fox?
ReplyDeleteb- why would you ever be judged by anyone other than judge judy. UM IS NOT AN ANSWER.
c- why are you not coming to austin this year
d- you're code to prove im not a bot is too fucking hard because im wine drunk and typing with one eye open
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ReplyDeleteReally? People thought Commodore was Nora? Guys, just do a Google image search for Commodore Gilgamesh. Nick is right there.
ReplyDeleteCommodore, you definitely have a doppelgänger in Billy Mitchell from The King of Kong documentary. You're very handsome. You make dog-kicking sexy.
Shows like this always make the man look bad.
You guys were amazing, though, punking a court show like that. Bravo.