Wednesday, September 26, 2012

THE FUTURE MAP OF THE UNITED STATES

Cartographers ain't what they used to be.

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  1. Stanley Tucci, slummin' it.

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  2. what's amazing is how much he got right.

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  4. He broke into a high school class room and here's what he came up with in the end.

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  5. I love horribly failed prophecies, so much.

    See you down in Arizona Bay.

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  6. People like this guy are the reason others dismiss climate change...

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  7. Wow, you'd think with an abrupt devastation and sudden loss of millions of lives, the last thing on people's mind would be the damn sea ports.

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  8. He obviously missed Morgan Freeman's speech from the 1998 film, Deep Impact where by he states with great certainty that the waters did indeed, recede.

    Must be a Republican.

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  9. I've got oceanfront property in arizona....

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  10. People, please. He was obviously talking about 1998-2001 XC, on the New Xenu calendar, which isn't for another 300 years. Quit being such naysayers.

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  11. To be fair, there was an earthquake near St. Louis a few years back. Caused about $300 worth of damage, too.

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  12. In 1967 Tiny Tim did a song about the melting ice caps.
    http://goo.gl/uUNac

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  13. But Thanks to Obama, 2008 was the year the oceans receded. Or something.

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  14. It would have been more believable if the seaports of the future weren't conveniently already major cities.

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