In anticipation of this year's Everything Is Festival, particularly “The Rise and Fall of God” or “Religion’s Greatest Shits!” or “God Is Alive And Well And Living in Branson”, I offer you a clip from the movie, Lay It Down.
The Prince of Peace warmly requests that you accept Him as your savior. He cordially asks that you love others, and when you are slapped across the face, offer the other cheek to be struck as well. Never judge anyone as we are all human...
But if you turn down this request...ha ha...welllll...
The Crusades meet suburbia...? Yikes. Glad I live in the 'hood.
ReplyDeleteOh, they'll get ya in the 'hood, too. Didn't you know? You "don't have a choice!"
ReplyDeleteThe Prince of Peace warmly requests that you accept Him as your savior. He cordially asks that you love others, and when you are slapped across the face, offer the other cheek to be struck as well. Never judge anyone as we are all human...
ReplyDeleteBut if you turn down this request...ha ha...welllll...
--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...
I just want to see you get saved! PUNCH!
ReplyDeleteWell.
Thou shalt beat you senseless until ye love you! - Some where in the Bible
ReplyDeleteHis evangelistic zeal is admirable....
ReplyDeleteThis seems to be the missing link between the New Testaments lovey-doveyness and Old Testaments thirst for violence.
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