EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL! OFFICIAL LINEUP

Hey, chumps!  I am so proud to present the final lineup for Everything Is Festival III: The Domination, this August 19-28th.  Look at this insanity!  Pee-Wee panel!  Nick Offerman!  Cinematic Titanic!  MARYJEAN 'aka MISS CAT MASSAGE IN PERSON!  Us!  And it's 10 diggity-doggone days long!  It goes without saying that a lot of these shows are gonna sell out, so please get tickets before some jerk nabs 'em!

To celebrate all this, I will be giving the rest of the EIT gang the week off to shove every trailer we have down your throat until you get on a plane, train, boat, or goat to this festival.  Think about it, if a bunch of adults get to dress up as clowns in a cave every year, why can't we have our version of that?  You've all been so nice to us when we go on tour, let us make it up to you by entertaining the living shit out of you for a week and a half!

Let's start by explaining what the festival is (in case you can't read)...


Okay, breathe.  That was a lot of awesome shit happening at once, and I apologize if you just ralphed all over your the place.  Let's break it down show by show starting with one of my favs...

AN EVENING WITH CYNTHIA ROTHROCK - THURSDAY, APRIL 23rd!
Please take a minute to understand what's happening on August 23rd.  The gal who put the kick in kickass, Cynthia Rothrock (aka China O'Brien!) is coming for an evening unlike any other.  We will sit down with ehr and showcase her entire career, followed by a screening of one of her favorite films!  If you aren't familiar with Cynthia's work, maybe you know her from the greatest scene in movie history?


More to announce all week long!