Wednesday, July 18, 2012

COMPLETELY FUCK OVER YOUR FRIENDS AND COWORKERS!



Courtesy of the Crazy Dave Tape Collection. You can see more here!

12 comments:

  1. Wow 80's pranks were brutal, these are super dick-moves bordering on corporate espionage, and that calmly talking narrator reminds me of American psycho

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  2. My favorite prank is snipping off a friend's nose with hedge trimmers while he sleeps. He's all like, "ARGHH!" and then he's deformed for the rest of his life in a way that he can't hide. It's a hoot!

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  3. Chain your loved one's car to a tree.

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  4. Burn your target's house down... that way, he won't have anywhere to sleep at night or in which to put his stuff. With any luck, he'll lose all his stuff, too.

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  5. How many of you watching this REALLY hoped all of these 'pranks' eventually happened to the douchebags who made this tape?

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  6. Some of these "pranks" are felonies or would end in felonies after the perpetrator got their ass kicked. Almost all of them would result in serious fines.

    Break a key off in my ignition and I will fucking end you.

    --Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...

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  7. These are pretty awful things to do to someone, but I must admit I adored the tone of the narrator.

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  8. as an Electrician, the damage from those pins would be VERY easy to spot.

    ps DONT TRY THIS AT HOME KTHANKS

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  9. Kidnap your loved one, hold him for years and years without telling him anything until he no longer recognizes his own daughter, and then use hypnosis and a series carefully orchestrated encounters to get him to sleep with her. If he cuts off his own tongue with scissors, you've done it right.

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  10. Anonymous you "Old Boy" watching mutha-fucka.

    The whole synopsis in 50 words. 사랑해 아주 많이...

    --Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...

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  11. I tried some thingsn this tapeand went to jail where i met new "friends."

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  12. Wrong. All that says is, "I truly do love you." But kudos for calling out Old Boy plagiarism!

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