Why, oh why do I watch 3-minute-movies? I KNOW I'm gonna see how these thru-the-cracks, potential Oscar winners are gonna end, yet I STILL watch. Dammit.
After the Sex Puppets won it in 1991, Lance Armstrong won the next seven years in a row.
I guess that invention at the beginning with the lingerie model didn't work out. It doesn't matter. Nikola Tesla had already invented the exact same thing decades earlier.
Your film is in dire straits when Ron Jeremy is your best actor. I noticed he was covering his notable appendage with his hand...lest it flop around like some uncontrollable tentacle.
So that's what happen to her.
ReplyDeleteBlackelangelo seems excited about getting paid in boners. 50 big ones. I couldn't tell if the snobby blond douche was preppy or gay.
ReplyDeleteWhy, oh why do I watch 3-minute-movies? I KNOW I'm gonna see how these thru-the-cracks, potential Oscar winners are gonna end, yet I STILL watch. Dammit.
ReplyDeleteAfter the Sex Puppets won it in 1991, Lance Armstrong won the next seven years in a row.
ReplyDeleteI guess that invention at the beginning with the lingerie model didn't work out. It doesn't matter. Nikola Tesla had already invented the exact same thing decades earlier.
Your film is in dire straits when Ron Jeremy is your best actor. I noticed he was covering his notable appendage with his hand...lest it flop around like some uncontrollable tentacle.
--Sgt. McKinley, Royal Anon's...
It may fail at being a low-budget, charm-less Revenge of the Nerds, but at least they got Ron Jeremy.
ReplyDeleteHow has "Slam it bud!" never become a cultural touchstone?! You failed me again, the past. >:(
ReplyDeleteNeeds Ron Jeremy tag
ReplyDeleteSo that's what happen to her.
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