Say what you will about gang bangers, at least they honor the age old convention of taking one-at-a-time turns to strike when attacking as a group. Good on ya, fellahs. Classy.
Update: holy shit, it totally is. Which means I'm pretty sure this movie is Magic Kid II, going by IMDb.
My dumb brain was somehow able to recognise the main character from a shitty '90s tokusatsu adaptation that I watched five episodes of fifteen years ago. (Ladies.)
Man, I hate kids too.
ReplyDeleteThank god for that well placed trash can.
ReplyDeleteI don't hate kids...except this kid.
Say what you will about gang bangers, at least they honor the age old convention of taking one-at-a-time turns to strike when attacking as a group. Good on ya, fellahs. Classy.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the actual name of this movie? I remember watching it when I was a kid, it didn't seem that bad.
ReplyDelete"Thats a great kid you got her,e where you been hiding him? I could really use someone like him".
ReplyDeleteI think Tim & Eric used that line for the Billion Dollar movie. Brilliant obscure reference!
Ralph Macchio's little clone brother that was hidden away from sight.
ReplyDeleteBut does he know Don Wilson?
ReplyDeleteI just learned that you can toss a human being several feet with only a fishing lure!
ReplyDelete17 seconds in, yes that is exactly the overt hostility and misogyny you will encounter when walking along Santa Monica Pier.
ReplyDelete(Did the writers even *go* to Santa Monica? Seriously?)
Is that the kid from Masked Rider?
ReplyDeleteUpdate: holy shit, it totally is. Which means I'm pretty sure this movie is Magic Kid II, going by IMDb.
My dumb brain was somehow able to recognise the main character from a shitty '90s tokusatsu adaptation that I watched five episodes of fifteen years ago. (Ladies.)
Fuck Don The Dragon Wilson it's all about Ken Shamrock!
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