I've seen this. It turns out he just has a brain tumor and there never was a UFO. Then Eric Clapton sings "If I Could Change the World" and the guy mind-rapes his girlfriend one last time before dying.
The dude's not terribly charming, but I'm still going to require him to follow me around and stare at me every half-hour or so. You know. For research purposes.
If I'm not mistaken, Gilbert Gottfried claimed this was his favorite movie, and it was the last one shown on "USA Up All Night." At least that's what I remember, I was 13 at the time. I also remember that he gave a "quicky" to the blonde with hose.
That was surely horrific. I don't want to get laid by his imagination either.
ReplyDeleteSo did the aliens also require that he dress like a Roman soldier?
ReplyDelete(Heh... "She raped herself.")
Close Encounters of the Horny Kind!
ReplyDeleteDude with the gun looks like the lovechild of Stephen King, William H. Macy and David Johansen.
ReplyDeleteUgh -- time to shower.
ReplyDeleteI originally read the description as babies and was afraid to watch it
ReplyDeleteI've seen this. It turns out he just has a brain tumor and there never was a UFO. Then Eric Clapton sings "If I Could Change the World" and the guy mind-rapes his girlfriend one last time before dying.
ReplyDeleteboy, talk about the male gaze!
ReplyDeleteThis movie was a Shannon Tweed cameo away from being a Cinemax After Dark special, circa 1993. Bless its slimy heart!
ReplyDeleteman, I jerked off to this movie so many times when I was a young lad. My how things have changed!
ReplyDeleteThe dude's not terribly charming, but I'm still going to require him to follow me around and stare at me every half-hour or so. You know. For research purposes.
ReplyDeleteIf I'm not mistaken, Gilbert Gottfried claimed this was his favorite movie, and it was the last one shown on "USA Up All Night." At least that's what I remember, I was 13 at the time. I also remember that he gave a "quicky" to the blonde with hose.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone else think that "other guy" looks kinda like a sleazy-white version of Billy Dee Williams?
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