Police are on the look out for a white male 6'1" dressed in a funny outfit who goes by the name of Willy. The suspect has been seen in parks granting little girls wishes through the use of a magical wishing well. He has been also observing cheerleaders practicing in slow motion. The suspect could be considered dangerous!
I generally dislike it when the EIT play around too much with the video, as it makes it unclear what is the tape being genuinely awful and what is their attempts to make it funny, but this one is a glorious exception.
If there were whitesploitation films, Willy would star in the "Super Fly" of his genre.
ReplyDeleteDo you want to be a cheerleader? How about a ballerina? Maybe a sexy pole dancer?
ReplyDeleteWhat would like to be for Willy. He'll buy anything you want to keep your little secret with him.
Oh God, the face-melting effect eleven seconds in... <:C
ReplyDeleteOh God, the EVERYTHING ELSE!!!
"Hi ladies!"
ReplyDeleteWow...Willy totally dissed those cheerleader dudes.
I like to think that it was the shows doing, making that girl's face melt.
ReplyDeleteThis is incredible! That little girls face in the beginning took me completely off guard. ightthe astomo.
ReplyDeleteJESUS...WEPT
ReplyDeleteHellraiser ftw
Police are on the look out for a white male 6'1" dressed in a funny outfit who goes by the name of Willy. The suspect has been seen in parks granting little girls wishes through the use of a magical wishing well. He has been also observing cheerleaders practicing in slow motion. The suspect could be considered dangerous!
ReplyDeletenot fun when you are on vicodin...it's HILARIOUS!
ReplyDeleteChildren in Jeopardy may be the best tag yet....
ReplyDeleteA "best of" for sure.
ReplyDeletePinhead: (slow clap)
ReplyDeleteI generally dislike it when the EIT play around too much with the video, as it makes it unclear what is the tape being genuinely awful and what is their attempts to make it funny, but this one is a glorious exception.
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