Tuesday, March 06, 2012

HUNKS FOR DUMMIES!

There's plenty more vintage aged beef where this came from! Stay tuned to EverythingIsTerrible.com for more barely-sapien babes! Hubba! Hubba!



Doggie Woggiez Poochie Woochiez rolls into the land of hunks tonight! Meet the sexiest men on the internet at the Crowbar in Tampa! Tonight! 8 pm! Live! Dancing! All Male Review! Arf!
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19 comments:

  1. DaveMarch 6, 2012 at 9:38 AM

    Key word is shrinkage!

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  2. nanouMarch 6, 2012 at 9:52 AM

    i came for the mustaches. i stayed for the chest hair, gold medallions, and leisure suits.

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  3. AnonymousMarch 6, 2012 at 11:31 AM

    sweet jeebus on a stick, is that ron swanson's mustaches??

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  4. AnonymousMarch 6, 2012 at 1:19 PM

    My idea of the perfect man is Patrick Bateman. The more perfect the man, the more he has to hide.

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  5. Torin GoldingMarch 6, 2012 at 3:01 PM

    Did... did Magnum P. U. just seductively toss in a story about using blackface? Who does he dance for? "Women for Ron Paul"?

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  6. MattMarch 6, 2012 at 4:14 PM

    Blah, Blah, Blah...

    In other words : No Fat Chicks

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  7. Voracious_BootMarch 6, 2012 at 6:47 PM

    So, a stripper who likes titties and drunk horny chicks. Got it.

    A P.I. who has the creepy stare and is explaining that if he wants to stalk you, he will do so by any means necessary. Right.

    And these are perfect men how?

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  8. AnonymousMarch 6, 2012 at 9:54 PM

    I want a mustache ride!!!!!!

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  9. AnonymousMarch 7, 2012 at 5:02 PM

    Sad thing is...I'd still do both of them.

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  10. PuddingMarch 7, 2012 at 10:00 PM

    ...Mitt?

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  11. mellowcheddarMarch 8, 2012 at 7:08 AM

    Holy hairballs, Batman!

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  12. e jerryMarch 9, 2012 at 5:33 PM

    What happens when the two of them meet at the end of the night?

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  13. AnonymousMarch 13, 2012 at 1:52 AM

    I sometimes resort to shoe polish when my tan isn't dark enough.

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  14. RavenhallowMarch 14, 2012 at 9:35 AM

    Man-tastic 80's? Did I hear that right? Also, CREEPS.

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  15. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 1:17 AM

    Ron Burgundy in a thong, and Al Jolson, P.I.

    EIT, you never fail to amaze.

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  16. AnonymousMarch 15, 2012 at 2:52 PM

    My Gaydar melted!

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  17. AnonymousApril 26, 2012 at 6:16 PM

    bike machines of the future

    BEEP BOOP BEEP BIP BEEP

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  18. UnknownFebruary 15, 2021 at 3:55 PM

    My husband used to be a member of the Mantastic 80s...also held the title of Best Chest in the West 3x...He looked and looks nothing like those creepy 80s porn looking dudes...no mustache or excess hair...

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    1. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2023 at 4:48 PM

      Hey Carl this is John I danced with you in the group I knew you & Cathy. I had the white corvette, the Candyman. Hit me back I’d like to talk to you

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