Saturday, March 03, 2012

BEN AFFLECK FAILS THE DRUG ABUSE TEST





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11 comments:

  1. That ben affleck reminded me of the "auwie"-sequence of Jim Carrey in the bathroom in Liar Liar.

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  2. Three of these people know about drug use... catnip?

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  3. either $.10 worth of flour, or $10k worth of cocaine.

    Also, pain killers can be very, very addictive. Be careful.

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  4. I've never smoked marijuana. Yet again, I do know what it looks like...

    OH SHIT, I FAILED THE TEST!!! WHERE'S THE CLOSEST REHAB?!?!?

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  5. Don't jump to conclusions, people. Maybe that was just a shoulder exercise Ben Affleck was told to do and he had to clear a lot of space to do it.

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  6. What is "space wars"?

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  7. what is that soundtrack to the commonly reported marijuana trip?

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  8. So when Ben Affleck injures himself, his Spirit Animals appear?

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  9. I figured people just put that kind of music on during their pot high, apparently it just plays for them automatically. Huh.

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  10. I saw this back in the '80s on PBS.
    The "marijuana trip" segment is fake.

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  11. Ease up, Benny-boy or you'll chafe your Affleck!

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