I hope they're happy with themselves. One of those kids that would've died of an overdose grew up to be the new Hitler. You know what's worse than drugs? Messing with the time space continuum...gawd.
I apologize for screwing up Earth's admittance into the Diplomatic Association of Planets because my friends and I brought along a cooler and smoked a joint at the Radiohead concert at Great Woods a few years ago.
Speaking of, WHY did they cart Chrono along on their time-traveling anyway? He doesn't seem to have any special powers, and he's a tad conspicuous, no?
~*~O-o-or~*~
DRUG AVENGER: "Hey, kid! Don't do drugs!"
PRESENT-DAY KID: "Well, okay, I guess I'll stop doing dru--- SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?"
DRUG AVENGER: "What, him? Oh, that's just Chrono."
That "Galactic Council" invite is just the outer space equivalent of a Nigerian email scam anyway. I read all the testimonials on their website and they've all got the same identical typos. If we weren't so high we would've realized that.
but... what does not being in the galactic federal have to do with drugs? people would be doing drugs anyways. this video actually made me go and smoke some pot since i wanted to.
What the hell is on the right side of those 2 kids at 0:21 into the video? Looks like something Giger drew. Looks subliminal to me. Did Disney have something to do with this?
It doesn't matter what you're on, when you start seeing fucked up little cartoon monsters like whatever the hell Chrono is, you've got a serious problem on your hands. They didn't need to send the drug avengers back at all; if that thing showed up and started talking to me, I know I'd immediately go straight edge forever. Or maybe just slowly back away and check myself into the nearest psych ward.
"I'm depressed... Being in the third grade is hard when you're in Reading Rainbow-style animation."
ReplyDeleteI hope they're happy with themselves. One of those kids that would've died of an overdose grew up to be the new Hitler. You know what's worse than drugs? Messing with the time space continuum...gawd.
ReplyDeleteAll it needs is the TV Funhouse theme at the intro!
ReplyDeleteI WANTED MORE CHRONO
ReplyDeleteYou drug avengers are the chosen ones... chosen at random by a computer.
ReplyDeleteI apologize for screwing up Earth's admittance into the Diplomatic Association of Planets because my friends and I brought along a cooler and smoked a joint at the Radiohead concert at Great Woods a few years ago.
ReplyDelete"I WANTED MORE CHRONO"
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of, WHY did they cart Chrono along on their time-traveling anyway? He doesn't seem to have any special powers, and he's a tad conspicuous, no?
~*~O-o-or~*~
DRUG AVENGER: "Hey, kid! Don't do drugs!"
PRESENT-DAY KID: "Well, okay, I guess I'll stop doing dru--- SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?"
DRUG AVENGER: "What, him? Oh, that's just Chrono."
PRESENT-DAY KID: "Tell him I HATE him!!!"
WORST. MASS EFFECT. FAN. FICTION. EVER!!!
ReplyDeleteNancy Reagan thought this would be a good idea! Little did she know! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyQUm0A5QGg
ReplyDeleteThey look like court sketches.
ReplyDeleteOH GOD I NEED SOME DRUGS.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure our application will be denied when the Federation finds out about our "Madame President"
ReplyDeleteI was thinking this was remarkable well-animated for what it is, but then things started moving. :(
ReplyDeleteYou are to to judge our culture, Galactic Federation?
ReplyDeleteToo much Chrono.
ReplyDeleteLet him make up his OWN mind! ...as long as its to NOT do drugs, that is!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap, Maynard sounds SO much like Leonard Cohen in the late 80's. I kind of love this.
ReplyDeletewhere can I buy a cppy of this? so serious!
ReplyDeleteGood work, amigos!
ReplyDeleteGood work, amigos!
ReplyDeleteWHAT. DID. YOU. Saaaaaaaay?
ReplyDeleteWonderful voice acting.
I remember being shown this in 4th grade.
ReplyDeleteI actually exclaimed aloud during this video how awesomely, delightfully terrible I found it to be. Could be the beer talking.
ReplyDeleteIt cut away right before she got pelted with beer bottles.
ReplyDeleteAlso was that an Ecstasy beam?
Don't do drugs! They're bad for your body!
ReplyDelete*shoots you with beam that causes same effects of drugs*
"I don't need drugs to have fun!", but they could have saved you from the beating and lynching you're about to receive.
ReplyDeleteAh, natural order, ain't it grand.
Victor and the black chick totally have something going on. Just sayin'
ReplyDeleteThat "Galactic Council" invite is just the outer space equivalent of a Nigerian email scam anyway. I read all the testimonials on their website and they've all got the same identical typos. If we weren't so high we would've realized that.
ReplyDeletebut... what does not being in the galactic federal have to do with drugs? people would be doing drugs anyways. this video actually made me go and smoke some pot since i wanted to.
ReplyDeleteThe animation looks similar to the half-animated opening to "Reading Rainbow".
ReplyDeleteReading Rainbow + Captain Planet + Scientology propaganda = this
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell is on the right side of those 2 kids at 0:21 into the video? Looks like something Giger drew. Looks subliminal to me. Did Disney have something to do with this?
ReplyDeletefruit of the loom apple at 1:20 distracted me
ReplyDeleteThis is right up there with Straight Up. Pure anti-drug 80s cheesiness!
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't matter what you're on, when you start seeing fucked up little cartoon monsters like whatever the hell Chrono is, you've got a serious problem on your hands. They didn't need to send the drug avengers back at all; if that thing showed up and started talking to me, I know I'd immediately go straight edge forever. Or maybe just slowly back away and check myself into the nearest psych ward.
ReplyDeleteWhy is the Galactic Federation okay with nicotine but not pot?
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