Straight outta Tulsa crazy butterchurner named Joshua From the gang called Christians With Attitudes
When I'm called up for the rapture Squeeze the bible and souls are hauled up You too boy if ya accept Christ The devil are gonna hafta come and get lice Off yo bum that's how I'm goin out In a beam of light that's showin out Atheists start to mumble, they wanna rumble Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Daniel is his name and the boy is comin..straight outta Tulsa! is a Christian that'll smother my' mother and make my sister think I love her Friendly evangelical saves souls And if you ever get saved it's how I rolls See, I care about your soul, that's the problem I see another religion I don't dodge him But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while And when I see an Atheist, I smile
Comin straight' outta Tulsa
ReplyDeleteStraight outta Tulsa crazy butterchurner named Joshua
From the gang called Christians With Attitudes
When I'm called up for the rapture
Squeeze the bible and souls are hauled up
You too boy if ya accept Christ
The devil are gonna hafta come and get lice
Off yo bum that's how I'm goin out
In a beam of light that's showin out
Atheists start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Daniel is his name and the boy is comin..straight outta Tulsa!
is a Christian that'll smother my' mother
and make my sister think I love her
Friendly evangelical saves souls
And if you ever get saved it's how I rolls
See, I care about your soul, that's the problem
I see another religion I don't dodge him
But I'm smart, lay low, creep a while
And when I see an Atheist, I smile
Kanye West made that "Jesus Walks" song, does that count?
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ReplyDeleteI graffiti thee in the name of christ!
ReplyDeleteAnon #1, you're magickal.
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thank you Ravenhallow!
ReplyDeletehis Jesus tattoo looks sort of anthropomorphic to me... like a cat...
ReplyDeleteanyone else?