So the only one to learn a lesson was the victim? And that lesson was to accept a life of being berated and ostracized? The real moral, then, is to avoid Christians.
When I was in about 4th or 5th grade there was a chess craze at my school. And I don't mean just a few nerds, I mean everybody including the jocks, would play any time we got a chance.
So I've always been mildly confused by the stigma against chess players in old books and films. Did I just go to an especially nerdy grade school?
This has nothing to do with Christianity. Look at how they’re acting. This is about high school and “Christian” is just their school mascot. See, Danny didn’t have enough Christian/Tiger/Bulldog/Spartan spirit to be on the team, and his dad berated him for not being a jock. He wasn’t cool enough to go to the cool kids’ party and Darren made fun of him. He wasn’t popular and the popular girls wouldn’t date him. A school pariah, he went on a shooting rampage…almost.
I mean, come on. It’s like my high school. Darren’s the hot, popular guy? He’s only good-looking on a small-town high school level. That would never fly in the real world. He looks like he just got off his shift in the Pit of Despair.
Maybe I'm alone in this but I'm not entirely convinced Danny was ready to reenter society. I mean if his dad keeps on and the girls at school keep telling him to drop dead every time he walks by...
Why did everyone hate him so much? The level of social ostracizing was so unwarranted and artificial - he was just saying totally normal things and they'd snap at him, "Hey, guys, What's-" "WHY DONT YOU DROP DEAD?!?!"
everybody hates him because he has stupid hair
ReplyDeleteand to think, all of that could have been avoided if he just got a haircut
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ReplyDeleteThat ending was amazing.
ReplyDelete"...behaving in a very Christian way!"
ReplyDeleteComatose?
Danny DeMarco. What the hell kind of name is that? It's like some kind of superhero or something.
ReplyDeletethe guy at 1:14 is like "yeah... I like valium..."
ReplyDelete"I bet you aren't really a christian"
ReplyDeleteUM WTF that was out of nowhere.
Danny should have become the righteous hand of justice. But no, he had to grandstand like a loser.
ReplyDeleteSo the only one to learn a lesson was the victim? And that lesson was to accept a life of being berated and ostracized? The real moral, then, is to avoid Christians.
ReplyDeleteAnd nobody learned anything of value...how very Christian.
ReplyDeleteWhat a bunch of shit bags. Thanks, '70s Christendom.
Worst Demitiri Martin sketch ever.
ReplyDeleteFirst half: "Ha ha, this guy is going to go crazy and kill everyone!"
ReplyDeleteSecond half: "Wait, he really is!"
When I was in about 4th or 5th grade there was a chess craze at my school. And I don't mean just a few nerds, I mean everybody including the jocks, would play any time we got a chance.
ReplyDeleteSo I've always been mildly confused by the stigma against chess players in old books and films. Did I just go to an especially nerdy grade school?
Converting the guy to Christianity on hisdeathbed...
ReplyDeleteI bet they were Muslim and just did that to send him to hell to finish the jerkery.
This has nothing to do with Christianity. Look at how they’re acting. This is about high school and “Christian” is just their school mascot. See, Danny didn’t have enough Christian/Tiger/Bulldog/Spartan spirit to be on the team, and his dad berated him for not being a jock. He wasn’t cool enough to go to the cool kids’ party and Darren made fun of him. He wasn’t popular and the popular girls wouldn’t date him. A school pariah, he went on a shooting rampage…almost.
ReplyDeleteI mean, come on. It’s like my high school. Darren’s the hot, popular guy? He’s only good-looking on a small-town high school level. That would never fly in the real world. He looks like he just got off his shift in the Pit of Despair.
Only godly morals would justify this poor kid *not* filling these jerkfaces with lead.
ReplyDeleteI was not expecting the "Bible study hostage" tag to portend a literal hostage situation.
ReplyDeleteworst sweded danny darko version ever
ReplyDeleteSome nice sweater puppies in this video.
ReplyDeleteGod, Darren, you're just so good-looking. I can't think of anything else when I see you, when I hear your name, when I'm alone in my room at night.
ReplyDeleteThe supposed "jock" was more of a nerd than Danny DeMarco.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'm alone in this but I'm not entirely convinced Danny was ready to reenter society. I mean if his dad keeps on and the girls at school keep telling him to drop dead every time he walks by...
ReplyDeleteChess is so womanly.
ReplyDeletegood to see the bible study hostage tag getting some use
ReplyDeleteWhy did everyone hate him so much? The level of social ostracizing was so unwarranted and artificial - he was just saying totally normal things and they'd snap at him, "Hey, guys, What's-" "WHY DONT YOU DROP DEAD?!?!"
ReplyDeletewhere can I get the full video of this movie?
ReplyDeletei bet you aren't even REALLY A christian
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