This isn't as funny as it could be because he's not quite the raging psychotic as most similar people. He's just a little dull and cheesy. Could be much worse. The faces in the crowd were much more entertaining.
Also, sitting slightly closer to the camera from George is a kid who looks uncannily like and may actually be my brother. Who is this preacher guy? Does he do work in Oregon?
Y'all should watch out for God. God told me he loved me, brought me flowers, took me out for a nice dinner, then took me back to his place "for a cup of coffee".
I woke up all sore and sticky, with cab fare on the bedside table. Never did get any coffee.
Kind of lame because you've obviously edited this for maximum weirdness. Take any humorist/public speaker's interjections out of context and it's probably going to be creepy. The really bizarrely great stuff doesn't need people to "enhance" it.
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These people must have given their bodies to the god of gravity and time.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a decent speaker who knows his audience. I say that in spite of the high likelihood that I don't agree with his message.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't as funny as it could be because he's not quite the raging psychotic as most similar people. He's just a little dull and cheesy. Could be much worse. The faces in the crowd were much more entertaining.
ReplyDeleteSatan is a giant frog? I'm seriously confused...
ReplyDeleteBad touch, Yahweh.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know god wanted my body. I'm flattered. God may have to take me on a few dates before I just give it up.
ReplyDelete1:49: George Carlin seems to like it, though.
ReplyDeleteAlso, sitting slightly closer to the camera from George is a kid who looks uncannily like and may actually be my brother. Who is this preacher guy? Does he do work in Oregon?
Y'all should watch out for God. God told me he loved me, brought me flowers, took me out for a nice dinner, then took me back to his place "for a cup of coffee".
ReplyDeleteI woke up all sore and sticky, with cab fare on the bedside table. Never did get any coffee.
This is enlightening, if you've ever wondered what Rick Santorum's Robin Williams impression was like.
ReplyDeleteBUT WHAT WAS SMELL?
ReplyDeleteKind of lame because you've obviously edited this for maximum weirdness. Take any humorist/public speaker's interjections out of context and it's probably going to be creepy. The really bizarrely great stuff doesn't need people to "enhance" it.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous of 3.18pm, you must be new here.
ReplyDeleteI admire the discipline that people in Africa has
ReplyDeleteOf course I remember that song, but we sang it "There are no A T Os down in hell". Further verses accused the Pikes and SAEs of eternal sodomy.
ReplyDelete..."IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend and I were happy as far I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When her cousin died in a tragic car accident she went to her family in Mexico for a week. I couldn't go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. She did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let her be. The next thing I knew, she reconnected with an old friend from high school that she had a crush on years back and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until she came back from Mexico. She proceeded to see this old friend and I caught her and her old friend one night hugging each other. I confronted her and she told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about few months of no contact with her I became sad. I wanted her to tell me she wanted to be with me and not her old friend. I was really worried and didn't now what to do bout it, until one day i saw an advert on e internet about how a Dr saved a crumbling marriage, an i was really excited and i contacted the Dr for a love spell, his name is Dr Ewan and this is email address COVENANTSOLUTIONTEMPE@GMAIL.COM,he told me to do some things and i did it, he told me not t worry that my lover will e back to me in less than 6 hours. I thought it was a joke when she called me and told me that she is really sorry for everything that has happened in the past. I was filled with joy, Dr Ewan truly helped me and brought my lover back to me withing the space of 6 hours, he was able to get her to miss me, she wanted us to get back together again. She had lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in generally. she cherish our relationship so much more now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of Dr.Ewan contact him through whats-app +2349057353987 his email: covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com. Thank you Dr am grateful.
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