Thursday, October 13, 2011

CLONING TO KILL!

Rod Parsley is back! This time with an urgent warning!
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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    This confirms my every suspicion that Solid Snake is real.

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  2. mellowcheddarOctober 13, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    "Rod Parsley."
    I wanna make him change his name to "Tubesteak Basil."

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  3. Dragon SoundOctober 13, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    I like how his visual aids for cloning seem to be lifted from the "SINGIN' BABIES!" 10 Little Indians video. No matter where I go in life, I think everything that anyone ever does comes back to that one video.

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  4. UnknownOctober 13, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    Is the "doctor" at 1:41 really rocking a lion tie? I think we've found our harvester.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Fuck, my stocks in gold just went down! Cloned Baby stocks are the new google! BUY SELL BUY SELL

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  6. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    I knew this was the prop preacher.....god told me

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  7. J.C.October 13, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    $150 for a baby arm? They've finally hit the price-point sweet-spot. I know what my family is getting for Christmas.

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  8. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Animal Human Hybrids?

    Christans predicted furries!

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  9. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    the thing is... this is not so far-fetched

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  10. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Was Parts: The Clonus Horror made before or after this?

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  11. NateOctober 13, 2011 at 11:23 PM

    Next time someone tells you it'll cost "an arm and a leg", give em $300

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  12. ChristopherOctober 14, 2011 at 5:07 AM

    Why the hell would I want to buy a baby arm?

    Back scratcher?

    Also, I've heard of this Parsley guy before, somewhere. Did James Randi ever talk about him?

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  13. sublimeadeOctober 14, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    i could swear the guy said there'd be "soybeans, porn, gold, and embryos".

    Better start investing in my favorite commodity!

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  14. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 8:00 AM

    I second the motion of Dr.Moustachio McLiontie.

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  15. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    I can't wait for the Religion vs Science wars!

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  16. salmonfishOctober 14, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    Am I tripping or is "baby arm" a nickname for a big dong?

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  17. AnonymousOctober 15, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    The profit motive and organ harvesting are, unfortunately, real. Cloning babies isn't. That's what organ donor cards are for.

    And what self-respecting technician would let that guy in their lab?

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  18. MikeOctober 15, 2011 at 2:41 PM

    ManBearpig is real.

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  19. AnonymousOctober 16, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    Just because you like hamburgers doesn't mean you wanna meet the cows.

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  20. AnonymousOctober 21, 2011 at 12:47 AM

    best video ever

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  21. CGOctober 29, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    Wow, this a new low...even for these types of videos/propaganda. I'm pretty fucking sure nobody had then or since been able to clone an actual fetus. It'd be all over the fucking news or internet.

    I can see why cloning whole human beings might be sketchy or unethical...but saying that it somehow ties to abortion and black market organs is bullshit beyond belief.

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  22. RavenhallowNovember 1, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    When will the price of baby steaks become reasonable?

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  23. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 4:24 AM

    WHAT IF THE WOMAN YOU LOVED WAS A+B ABY THAT WOULD GROW UP TO BE THE WOMAN YOU LOVED, k?

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