I refuse to believe you could only get 1 minute 16 seconds out of the first video. I'm sensing Jimmy Stewart, Woody Allen and Steve Martin rolled into one, recently-relapsed package. Comedy gold.
Grandparents make mud pies out of it. Grandparents dig holes in it. Grandparents bathe in it. Grandparents make hills out of it. Grandparents wallow in it. That's right, you guessed it: anything that makes a mess!
all hilarity aside, i have to admit that i'm envious of people that go through their whole lives with this mindset. it must be really nice to be able to believe in something like that. to be so naive.
A best friend? ^_^
ReplyDeleteThe third Howard brother, nicknamed Dopey.
ReplyDeleteThat speech about all the races of the world and then... just plain folk. This one is begging for a white people tag.
ReplyDeleteGood work.
The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only on set of footprints on the carpet, is when I carried you."
ReplyDeleteFrom a scientific viewpoint, Dirt is "anything that makes a mess".
ReplyDeleteBeing an ecologist, and quite familiar with dirt.. I am forced to agree.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see that Chris Elliott's older brother is saving souls.
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe you could only get 1 minute 16 seconds out of the first video. I'm sensing Jimmy Stewart, Woody Allen and Steve Martin rolled into one, recently-relapsed package. Comedy gold.
ReplyDeleteSo, is dirt good or evil? I don't understand...
ReplyDeleteCar track is so much more exciting to me than jesus
ReplyDeleteand I might accept pascals wager if lots of presents were an optional reward
Judging by that first kook's behavior, I don't think that white powder is actually flour...
ReplyDeleteIf I had to spent an eternity with hardcore Christians than I thankfully decline.
ReplyDeleteAt least in hell i'll get to meet Jerry Lee Lewis.
Hey now, don't be throwing that cocaine up into the air! Save some for the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteJesus would. Jesus saves.
Wow, Russ Tamblyn really went downhill after Twin Peaks.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit. It's Marty Chang.
ReplyDeleteGrandparents make mud pies out of it. Grandparents dig holes in it. Grandparents bathe in it. Grandparents make hills out of it. Grandparents wallow in it. That's right, you guessed it: anything that makes a mess!
ReplyDeleteDoes dirt also make child molesters?
ReplyDeleteCHRIS ELLIOT.
ReplyDeleteI hope I don't find my best friend in the dirt, that would be awful (but I'll take that new car).
ReplyDelete"What would you feel lucky enough to find buried in a field?"
ReplyDeleteJim Bergwall's body?
"rich people bathe in it"
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all hilarity aside, i have to admit that i'm envious of people that go through their whole lives with this mindset. it must be really nice to be able to believe in something like that. to be so naive.
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