Today we are celebrating our 1000th post on Everything Is Terrible! in the only way we know how: another hit-pandering adorable kitty video! So kick back, click the mouse and enjoy the kute kuddly kitties cuz you are never getting those three minutes and twenty-nine seconds back. Booya!
Special thanks to Al Scorch for the tape.
I just want to know what makes Sally's cat the Chales Bronson of pussycats.
ReplyDeleteAh, the magnificent jungles of.. Egypt.
ReplyDeleteSally's cat is a total badass.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on a thousand posts. EIT rules
ReplyDelete"Over the shoulder biscuit holder" made me laugh out loud.
ReplyDeleteNot enough cat-based puns.
ReplyDeletei had to stop myself from sending PETA money.
ReplyDeleteless tv anchor - more dr. kitty!
ReplyDeleteI want a sequel.
I also need regular stroking.
ReplyDeleteI thought that guy was Mark Steines from Entertainment Tonight before he got his Big Break, but then remembered that he is only just a hologram.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your 1000th post!
ReplyDeleteWow. Another masterpiece, congrats and thank you EIT!
ReplyDeleteNow I'm pretty sure my cat thinks I'm a pussy for watching this. That or I need to dump my boyfriend, get thirteen more cats, and stop bathing.
I can't deny it - as cornball as it was, I ate this shit up. I was a cat lady from birth.
ReplyDeleteOoh, can you imagine if Martin Mull's cat and Sally Jesse Raphael's cat had baby cats. *giggles*
ReplyDeleteConCATulations!
ReplyDeleteSally's cat wanted to kill her, but she just kept on petting.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, torturing small animals is the first step towards becoming a serial killer.
ReplyDeleteI like the random 'pile o' cats' on every single table in that studio.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love this...I'd almost swear it was a Tim and Eric's Awesome Show bit, except that it obvioiusly isn't.
ReplyDeleteThe history part reminded me of that line from Brass Eye: "Egyptians worshipped cats because they thought they were funny."
ReplyDeleteMeow. :)
ReplyDeleteOk, what's even more terrible is that I have a VHS of this entire thing from the 90s. I got it when I adopted a kitten when I was about 5. I think the entire thing is about 20 minutes long.
ReplyDeleteI never thought I would see it again! :)
@leofan7
ReplyDeleteAs do I, You need substantial evidence to back up that claim.
I cat believe meow many purrfect cat puns they put in th-hair!
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