Monday, March 28, 2011

2-MINUTE BOAT TRIP!



Let's kick off 2-Minute Movie Week with this homophobic, seafaring turdfest! It's like Snowdogs, but instead of pooches terrorizing our favorite funnyman/adult baby Cuba Gooding Jr., this time it is a boat full of homosexuals! Uh Oh! Things are gonna get "weird!"

19 comments:

  1. I didn't know Cuba Gooding Jr. was gay.

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  2. Cuba has been dead to me ever since The Way of War popped onto my radar.

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  3. Cuba Gooding is one bad mellon farming motor scooter homosexual.

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  4. About damn time that homophobia tag got used again; I haven't seen it in YEARS.

    Also, SO excited for 2-minute movie week. Fantastic as always, EIT.

    -Johnnycakes

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  5. This video broke Vimeo. I must watch.

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  6. YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE BUTTHORN!

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  7. Agony Booth did a hilarious recap of this.

    http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Boat_Trip_2002.aspx

    Also, yay 2 minute movies! My favourite feature.

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  8. Awesome edit, butthorns! Hell of a video to kick off this week with, looking forward to it. Wonderfully appalling; I've never wanted to punch Cuba in the face more.

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  9. Also, upon second viewing.. thank you for the Tyler Durden treatment. There's a split second of surprise in there.

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  10. i never realized how homophobic that movie was.

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  11. Incredible. I actually saw the trailer for this and couldn't believe it was a real film.

    How did the star of this and "Snow Dogs" win an Oscar, seriously

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  12. I know at least 2 minutes of every day are going to be cool for the next week.

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  13. What did he win the Academy Award for?

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  14. Undoubtedly one of the tapes that are crashing the old Gooding Jr. star is this mindless comedy with sex monotema, in which two friends mistakenly embark on a gay cruise. The only thing remarkable is the beauty and sensuality of Sanchez, the rest are topics of gay and operated tits blondes. A waste of time in which we find curious parodying himself to Roger Moore.

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  15. Surprising. With a different, showy and credible Matthew. A tape that is worth it.

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  16. Surprising. With a different, showy and credible Matthew. A tape that is worth it.

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  17. is it possible to recind a oscar?

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