Tuesday, March 08, 2011

DO THE TOUCHDOWN HUSTLE!


Thanks to Chicago's own DJ Scrabblor for the tape!

12 comments:

  1. The 80s - Where having a butt was unacceptable.

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  2. 1. Do you think "Iron Mike" was required to do this by his contact/company? Or did he want to? Or was this HIS idea?

    2. I have done that high five clap thing before. legit

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  3. the Touchdown Hustle is way more sexual than the shuffle was. With hip moves like that, you're damn right he does the Hustle!

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  4. @J.R.: So this is what happens when a hobgoblin gets a hold of Ditka?

    Horrifying, but makes sense.

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  5. I think this is the theme song to Mike's failed 80's detective adventure show.

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  6. How the * did Duane not make it in here?

    Also this vid needs a "white people" tag in a bad way.

    Also, whats with the videographer taping the * waiter instead of the hot dancing chicks in referee outfits?

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  7. It's not a dance party without Duane.

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  8. He's one tough cookie, I hear. Shimmy shimmy shimmy touch!

    I think my word verification sums it up: chunts

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  9. It is a shame that nobody was doing the Grabowski Shuffle, a dance move innovated by Ditka.

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  10. I have limited experience with them, but I'm fairly certain there are Aryan Nation recruitment videos that aren't as white as this. And the music in those is certainly better.

    Lyrics are equal in quality, though.

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  11. WOOF! What a turd.

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